An activity for arrogant idiots who show no concern for the general public at large. Usually involves trespassing into someone else’s private property, and performing some asinine string of stunts until severe injury or death. Similar to skateboarding, but with no skateboard, so is therefore utterly pointless.
by Diaper8 March 8, 2023
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by DarkGod86 September 29, 2021
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by Mexico_is_#1 December 19, 2021
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by Akafrog May 11, 2023
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Jimmy and I had an awesome match of assisted small pet parkour. My cat dominated his Yorkie - they don't always land on their feet.
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