Pande

When someone is stupid and needs help in some way, they are very dumb

Your nan is such a pande

by Jasmeet Singh August 16, 2019

pandemonium

a game invented in Piedmont, CA by the class of 2010, where a group of people camps out in a stranger's backyard until the family confronts you then you yell "PANDEMONIUM!" and scatter like rodents. Unless the family is visible in the window, in which case you bang on the window yelling and screaming "PANDEMONIUM!"

pandemonium is a fuckin exilarating game! (better when drunk)

by anonymous949 October 1, 2007

pandermonium

n. pandemonium as caused by a pimp.

by ploppy November 21, 2002

Panders

Asians with der squinty pander eyes and there crazian asian hypnotist glare...

Ex. 1: "Stop looking at me you panders, you makin me a dizzy"

Ex. 2: "What kind of panders are yooouuuu?"

by Kolomay January 23, 2009

Pandaemonium

1) Any of various arboreal rodents of the genus Sciurus and related genera of the family Sciuridae, having a long flexible bushy tail and including the fox squirrel, gray squirrel, and red squirrel. Also called tree squirrel.
2) Any of various other rodents of the family Sciuridae, as the ground squirrel or the flying squirrel.
3) The fur of one of these rodents.

Middle English squirel, from Anglo-Norman esquirel, from Vulgar Latin *scriolus, diminutive of *scrius, alteration of Latin scirus, from Greek skiouros : ski, shadow + our, tail; see ors- in Indo-European Roots.

by Dr. Wesley Xavier Phineas T. Quisterberry May 15, 2003

pandecrastination

(N) 1). The State of indefinitely putting off projects during a pandemic, with the sense that one has forever during which to complete it. 2). The condition of being completely unproductive, despite being sheltered-at-home and free of all outside commitments.

“I’ve been stricken with pandecrastination, so the bedroom remains unpainted, and the patio unadorned.”
“Pandecrastination has lead me not to care about the fact that I’m accomplishing very little during my lengthy stay at home due to the COVID-19 global pandemic.”

by KSH57 May 15, 2020

Pandemoron

Someone who thinks that you’ll get sick by drinking Corona beer or eating Chinese food, but not by going to a crowded beach or partying with a bunch of friends in a fucking mosh pit

Mark is French kissing every chick at the club but he won’t call his sick mom because he thinks he’ll catch it through the phone. He a pandemoron

by Father Abraham II April 18, 2020