El Patrón

El Patrón is a short male specimen guy, with usually brown hair (sometimes white), who is always skipping class, so its difficult to find him in class, he is always "por el bloque", he studies a fucking shit but still, he passes (not always). He is always, always getting into trouble, that's why he hasn't got a very nice relationship with the "jefa de estudios" (director of studies), and that is why he gets innocently "amonestado" and every time that happens, the "jefa de estudios" will say "se te ha acabado el choyo" as a way of getting el Patrón to know that he has gotten into trouble and he will be punished, poor Patrón, however, he doesn't give a fuck and laughs about it, he is even capable of wiping his ass with the "amonestación".
Nevertheless, el Patrón also does some fucking cool crazy stuff such as burning a lake, beating a yonqui, or shouting stupid things during class such as "soooyyy añññaññiiiiin", he loves to tell us stories about his adventures.
The Patrón has also got some cool sentences such as "los chivatos pal río" or "te vas a llevar un palo compadre"

This definition also refers to the boss of an illegal drug-selling company.

AHHHHH, El Patrón, jajajaaja se ha cargado una pizarra

by tumadretieneunapolla January 17, 2024

Fat Patronizing.

When you can't help but compliment overweight people on how they look and think they are beautiful or sexy, sexualizing them in any way including writing weight gain fiction, viewing them as 'aspirational' and reposting their onlyfans account content from twitter on your own page just because you have a thing for fat people.

yes, because that's how fat-shaming works, when you can't stop complimenting overweight people and think they're 'beautiful'. Uhh, that's Fat Patronizing.

by MM132 February 22, 2024

Bougie Patrón

Official term for a male stripper/prostitute in Tijuana, Mexico

Man I sure would like a Bougie Patrón for Christmas.

by RGBTO December 6, 2024

I beg to pardon

I beg to pardon is commonly found in poems like, "Romeo and Juliet" and "A midsummer nights dream" by William Shakespeare's. Its like saying to somebody, i beg to differ, or yeah right!

Ashley: I just won the lottery!

John: I beg to pardon

by urbandictionary.com/begtopardo January 18, 2022

Social Media Patronizing

Social Media Patronizing: When you see someone in person and they say “I love your content” but they never actually comment on or “like” your posts or other content (depending on how the platform works) because they feel they’re better than, and don’t want the actual association.

That is social media patronizing.

Social Media Patronizing: Hey Mike, haven’t seen you in a while… omg, I LOVE following you on LinkedIn (but you know this person has NEVER engaged with you, not even a “like”).

This is a very condescending response from the person you haven’t seen in a while and claims they love to follow your content.

by Ricardo Rico December 31, 2021

i beg your pardon

i’m sorry, or what did you say

girl-“why did you beat me”

guy-“i beg your pardon”

by carolinebondbeatsmewithabat February 8, 2023

Cuban, Dominicans (Republic), and Spaniards: The First Juvenile Release...Ah Tu Maldita Madrina Y Padrino.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cuban, Dominicans (Republic), and Spaniards: The First Juvenile Release...Ah Tu Maldita Madrina Y Padrino.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025