problemacity

The condition that makes others not want to ask the question, "how are you doing?" The sufferer consistently has drama, issues and multiple problems. They will always have a long, drawn out response of ailments and problems including physical, social, financial and personal. They do not take resonsibility; it is never their fault and they do not want resolution.

Kim: "Hey, have you talked to Carmen lately?"
Danell: "I haven't. I just can't deal with her problemacity!"

by shitdamnhellpussyonthewall October 19, 2013

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problemtunity

The combination of the words "problem" and "opportunity", and a reminder that problems are opportunities.

Intuitively , the graduate student sensed that getting a new next door neighbor who smokes was a PROBLEMTUNITY, but wasn't sure why. In the next few days and weeks he realized that seeing how fucked-up his neighbor was, addicted to nicotine and unable to quit smoking, and that man's other problemtunities, let the graduate student see how blessed he was to be healthy and living correctly. The opportunity the problemtunity presented him with is a chance to spend more time studying, because to prevent his new neighbor's cigarette smoke from entering his apartment through its main door he puts a blanket at the base of the door, and to not need to stick parts of the blanket in the cracks on the side of the door more than once-a-day, he stays at home more, dedicates more time to study, and is getting better grades.

by but for June 7, 2018

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