private past relationship

its when people don't talk about past relationships and keep it secret because they did something so terribly wrong and horrible they know that no one else would ever date them . it could even lead to prison time as well. maybe not all their relationships in their past will be private but they sure do have some they dont want to tell anyone.

i don't want to talk about my past, that's not me anymore, i'm different. private past relationship.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022

ultra private

When someone's facebook profile is so private, you can't even see their photos or any information about them.

Man, I was trying to spy on Trey's new girlfriend but she got that shit ultra private!

by kookookachuoo May 18, 2010

Internet privateer

To illegally download software for the purposes of testing personal interest, then buying the same software to support the developer

"I consider myself less of an Internet pirate, and more of an Internet privateer."

by SublimeJustice May 29, 2016

Jude_rams HoT(private story)

A unique private story set up by none other than jude_rams only the coolest of cool are allowed access to see what posts jude(an ancient mythical creature) decides to upload daily

He is known for having strict rules for when it comes to the rules of his story,anyone who deliberately breaks them will be sanctioned in one form or another

He’s a patient,cute and comforting man whom everyone wants to be (or at least get close to being)

X-wait so you’re telling me your not in Jude_rams HoT(private story)
Y-of course I am ya langer
X-wuhaaaayyy

by Thegoodsoaerz March 7, 2019

privatism

An educational system whereby all public schools are eliminated and replaced with private schools. In a privatist country, only two types of education systems exist:

1) Private School system
2) Home-school system

In a privatist country, all parents have to pay extra money but the money comes into beneficial use.

Results:

1) ALL students are marked fairly.
2) ALL lazy teachers are fired.
3) ALL schools have excellent facilities.

Sadly, a country has yet to achieve privatism.

Privatism is beautiful.

by Smart Boy February 27, 2005

Slut Clements Private School

An all girls private school in Toronto, Ontatio, Canada. Proper name St. Clements, Slut Clements is known worldwide for having the sluttiest population of any all girls school in North America. Suspected graduates are Tila Tequila and the Jersey Shore celebrity "Snookie".

"Wow, that girl wen't right for his dick. Didn't even know his name"

"Yeah, not surprising, she attended Slut Clements Private School"

by sci16 December 13, 2012

private sock

derived from "public sock"; a slighty less demeaning name for a person you view as purely a sexual object.

Eileen is my own personal private sock.

by mogilny June 23, 2006