prêt-à-manger

Ready to Eat (Looking good enough to eat)

Couldn't be better, then he sent me a letter and who am I kidding
I was prêt-à-manger

by NKS93 December 16, 2021

it's fun to pretend

What to say when you want to call someone on their lie and make them look stupid.

Oscar: I am not jealous. Done her before, and she ain't any good in the sack.

Ed: It's fun to pretend.

by Inertient November 23, 2009

the great pretender

When a so called geezer pretends to be smashed but their clearly sober as a judge!

A: "here lads, is bagle pissed??"
B: "is he bollocks, only had 4 bottles. Being the great pretender again isn't he!"
A: "fucking wet lettuce"

by Bigtimeguzzler April 28, 2016

perty

A party, or a gathering of people in celebration!
Refuse to use the word 'party', because perty is cooler, apparently.
Sometimes spelt with two y's, as in "pertyy"

Looking forward to your halloween perty!

by stumps101 March 21, 2010

preteen

a person in his/early teens that is about from ages 10-14 because 13 and 14 year olds are still kids

ages 10-14 is for preteens or tweens

by xxxmanoxxx December 28, 2007

pretard

Someone who pretends to be retarded for financial gain or to avoid punishment

"He's a pretard. He acts retarded so they won't spank him."

by HedyBlog January 25, 2008

pretendetarian

A derisive term sometimes used by vegetarians or vegans when referring to pesco-vegetarians, "pescetarians", "semi-vegetarians" or "pollotarians".

A poseur who tries to affect the moral stance of a vegetarian.

See also: Faketarians

That Mollie tries to make herself sound so morally consistent, but she still eats fish- she's a total pretendetarian!

by SaganGathering February 4, 2008