Platypus

A metaphor for whatever is keeping you down.

Kids: Your teacher is a platypus
Weird Kid: My teacher is a panda

by ThisIsFine449 January 31, 2020

A Platypus

Slang for something that is controlling you or getting you 'down'

Corporations are a platypus. Your teacher is a platypus

by Dr Doof November 28, 2019

Man-plate

The floor in front of his favorite place to sit.

As in, "No honey, don't use the man-plate, here's a saucer, hold it under your mouth while you eat that doughnut."

by Frances Goodman September 26, 2009

Redbank Appetizer Plate

This a sexual act for those who simply can not make up their mind as to which sexual act they would like to begin their sexual liason with. Say you are interested in a Danny Glover or a Cleveland Steamer or an Alaskan Gold Rush or a Mississippi Mohawk, or a Texas Toaster or a Rusty Nutcracking Trombone, or possibly even a West Virginia Hand Puppet. Then what you do is write down all the sexual acts you would even consider allowing to be done to yourself and allow your partner to pick 4 or 5 of them. It is just like a appetizer plate from Applebee's with out all the stomach cramps later.

I was really hoping for a black stallion donkey punch Friday night, but DeeDee told me that she would prefer to do me from the ole Redbank Appetizer Plate.

by sneaky schlonge March 4, 2010

Tijuana License Plate

Tattoo right above the ass crack. On older Women you can additionally add a joke about the "Tags" being out of date.

Dude, you catch that? That chick had an excellent Tijuana License Plate!

by HowieD December 23, 2007

pladypuss

A male/female who is afraid to wear plaid.

Girl:Man..Rob would have looked funny in plaid
Boy:Too bad he is such a pladypuss...

by psycho-duck January 31, 2009

Plate Up

To go get some food, mostly at a buffet type setting.

BRB, I'm going to go plate up with some General Tso chicken.

by T.J. Dubz November 3, 2011