Mushy Peas

Radioactively green shite eaten by people from the North of England, usually covered in mint sauce and eaten with chips on cold and rainy nights standing around drunk at fun fairs wondering if you should shag the fat bird.

Made with dried marrowfat peas which are first soaked overnight in water with bicarbonate soda/baking soda, then rinsed in fresh water and simmered.

They still look and taste like radioactive green shite though.

And you didn't shag the fat bird. Your best mate did.

I ate some mushy peas when I should have shagged the fat bird at the fun fair.

by Satandog September 7, 2014

easy peasy lenin squeezy

A variant on the phrase "Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy", which is a child's rhyming slang to indicate an easy task. However, this term is used specifically in reference to the violent overthrow of government, or in reference to the act of writing any text, pamphlet, paper, or book on such subjects.

1) "Comrade, are you ready to storm the Tsar's Winter Palace and install our protelariat government in place of this autocratic and outdated feudal monarchy?"
"Yes, comrade. It will be easy peasy lenin squeezy because they are all fat bourgeois pigs."

2) "Yo man, have you written that essay on Karl Marx yet?"
"No, but it should be easy peasy lenin squeezy, I've read the book twice already."

by Manish Melwani May 8, 2008

peas

Originally computer slang for "peace," used mainly in IM conversations during the 21st century.

Richard: "I'm off to jail now."
Wife: "peas"

by Richard February 23, 2005

peas out

A variation of "peace out."

"Peas out, guys!"

by Joel Clancy October 28, 2003

Peasant

Someone you are greater than. A peasant can be used to trade for prized goods and money, they all make very good slaves and are fun to tease.

Neigh Neigh is a peasant

by Neigh Neigh's Queen November 10, 2012

Console Peasant

People who can't accept the superiority of Pc and will blatantly lie about Pc gamers and not accept opinions about Pc entirely. They would mostly have the names "PS5GAMER2012". Most of these people are at the young age of 8-14 or younger, which is worse.

Console Peasant - "I think my console is better and uh pc sucks and console is better because in console its powerful"
Average PC Gamer - "Well, console has downsides Pc gamers don't have."
Console Peasant - "ew, get out pc peasant."
Average PC Gamer - "I'd find you as a console peasant. Now learn about Pc and know that we have more power with you no matter how many lies you make about us."

by im a dictionary man October 1, 2018

peasents, why are you dressed for war?

what Liu bei says at Chengdu in Dynasty Warriors 4. (The best game ever)

"Pesants, why are you dressed for war?" said Liu Bei right before you kick his ass

by Andy March 17, 2004