Cyber Patrol

The spawn of Satan. A stupid censorware program that blocks most everything for violence. Only for overprotective, unfair parents who want their child's reputation go down in flames because their friend can't visit a website.

Cyber Patrol: We block violence, swearing, nudity, drugs, alcohol, satanism, hacking, chatrooms, free speech, computers, Cyber Patrol, Led Zeppelin, dairy products, sanity, music, play-doh, violence, violence, holidays, Buddhism, Christianity, pnats, your body and you, schooling, a proper education, children, safety, weapons, a family dinner, Jimi Hendrix, television, video games, words that contain at least one vowel, entertainment, violence, the internet, your friends, pda access, scholarships, violence, the king, your president, products by Mattel, your family, products by Microsoft or Apple, your mp3 player, your digital camera, your video camera, your cd player, your cds, telephone use, guitar use, drum use, writing documents on other computers, school computers, public computers, censorware programs, your dvd player access, celebration of holidays, spent time with your girlfirend/boyfriend, amount of air you use daily, a roof above your head, the food at your table, and everything in between, for the protection fo your child!

by Yeah fuck off March 25, 2005

Pedro-speak

Local dialect used in San Pedro, California, composed of slang terms usually, but not always, related to sailing and/or kicking ass on bass guitar. Spoken fluently by Mike Watt

Boffus found out about Pedro-speak from Watt's page.

by boffus July 16, 2003

Pedro

A person who is very attractive wanted by a lot of girls,would do a lot to have him,smart. He can get a lot of girls , most girls around him want some of him.

Pedro is sexy

by iknowyoubutudontknowme September 8, 2013

Pedro the Lion

Band led by indie singer/songwriter Dave Bazan. He sings rather depressing, yet beautiful and honest songs about life and the drama that surrounds it. Currently signed to Jade Tree records.

Pedro the Lion is the best depressing music.

by matt December 29, 2004

san pedro garza garcia

nicest place on earth and 2time winner the happiest place on america, its like usa, but much better, kinda hollywoood, when all rickmans and artists live, a controlled city besides monterrey when there is no violence and no poor people

i would like to live in the happiest place on earth, in san pedro garza garcia

by piripitiflautika July 3, 2011

Petrocious

1.) Something so foul and horrific that no man in sight would dare approach it.

2.) The fullest degree of ugly.

Example 1.) Did you see the face on that chick? She looks absolutely petrocious! Gross!

Example 2.) (Guy 1): Hey, you've got to quit scratching your balls in public man. Thats pretty petrocious. (Guy 2): Sorry, but they are itchy.

by mdk_dl March 25, 2010

pedro sauce

SouthTxMex's mexican special sauce, made for adding on fish tacos and asian chicks.

Bobby Light adds some pedro sauce to fish taco.

by Ruigi January 18, 2009