painting the crackhouse

Repairing or restoring something that no one cares about.

Anthony is fixing the old clothesline poles. Why? I don't know, he's just painting the crackhouse.

by 3e_fro April 17, 2005

Painting Nails

The act in which you apply nail polish to your fingernails. Then you don't move for a long period of time.

Painting nails pink be right back.

by S1a2b3r4i5n6a7 February 21, 2009

Stirring the paint

Banging your girl, filthy dirty raw, whilst she's on her period.

Aaron was Stirring the paint on Stephanie, dude, his balls were dripping wet with blood like the halls on the shining. He wore a pad for a week too.

by Milky bussoms October 29, 2017

Painting the town

an outdoor drinking related puking session, usually occurring while walking from party to party.

I drank so much last night that I ended up painting the town everywhere on our way home.

by n-isfor-knowledge November 23, 2009

Painted pony

The sexual act of slapping your hand on your significant others ass so hard that it leaves a mark like a Native American hand print on a horses flank.

Baby tonight I am going to make you my painted pony.

by Medicinedog77 June 10, 2016

Paint job

-When you take a giant sticky shit and after you flush, there’s shit streaks left in there.

-skid marks not in your underwear, but in your toilet

“Yo bro, you need to start toilet brushing your toilet because you be leaving a paint job in there every time”

by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 25, 2019

Painting the fence

The act of of licking a girl from her ass to her vagina in a up and down motion like a paintbrush.

I went out with Susie last night and ended up painting the fence

by Gunt chuck December 3, 2017