Quite possibly the most arousing man to ever kiss on screen. Expletive, this man makes me want to pound.
by Sarica Mibley January 3, 2006

the biggest asshole you will ever meet. probably cheats on every girl they meet, a hockey or track boy and doesn’t know they lost the most important person in their life.
by lyla is beautiful April 18, 2020

by Big big 2 April 29, 2020

A sexual act or photographic pose that involves the participant writing a large W on each butt cheek, and spreading them so that it spells the Owen Wilson catchphrase "WoW"
by allthenamesarealreadytaken72 October 8, 2018

A statement made about an observation that is overwhelmingly true (and/or funny) when you think about it, but a statement not anyone can make.
An Owen Statement example: A hot pretzel that gets cold at a sports game is colder than the actual temperature outside.
by The Gosh Dang Bruin February 10, 2020

1. used to explain completely outrageous situations that couldn't possibly ever happen.
2. used to describe people with amazing badass characteristics
2. used to describe people with amazing badass characteristics
1. "How did he kill the guy with a carrot, grab the baby, jump off the roof through the window of the next building, hit the ground rolling, and NOT wake the baby up?" "It's Clive Owen"
2. "Did you hear about what he did at the party?" "omg he's soooo Clive Owen."
2. "Did you hear about what he did at the party?" "omg he's soooo Clive Owen."
by ......................................... April 26, 2008

by o0o0o0o0 April 27, 2017
