Obsessiveship

When a boyfriend/girlfriend requires that every single moment of their pathetic lives be spent with their emotionally abusive significant other; via telephone, internet, msn, text messaging, webcam, or in person while holding a gun to the other's head threatening to kill them if they even break eyesight.

"That's not a relationship, that's an obsessiveship!!!!"

"Shaniqua was in an obsessiveship, with an ogre that never let her go to Ihop with her friends."

"Do you think Ayeshia is in an obsessiveship?
- Well, she never leaves her room, and I've heard the ogre talk about killing her family, so I would say so."

"Damn girl, you just missed out on a damn good taco salad b/c of your obessiveship!"

by Jessica Ring August 8, 2008

Obsessong

A song that one is currently obsessed with.

Teardrop by Massive Attack is my new Obsessong.

by D-Besht May 12, 2010

Obscenaphilia

Sexual arousal from the use/and or creation of profane language.

Her prowess with, and the use of creative profane language, easily identified her as an obscenaphiliac.

by Laudanum August 15, 2010

obseeded

When you are so obsessed with something it has planted a seed in your brain. This typically happens when something is so cool or new that you want to replicate the coolness/newness of the object/idea too much.

Can also be used in a mocking tone.

Person 1: Oh my god!!!! I just love the new Kanye West song!
Person 2: Cool.
Person 1: Seriously though I've had it on repeat for two weeks.
Person 2: Dude, you're obseeded.

by margeuxforthewin December 28, 2010

Obsessive Phone Trading Disorder

AKA PTD To constantly trade, purchase, sell and swap one's phone. PTD sufferers are generally underworked, oversexed and have too much time on their hands. The phones of PTD sufferers are always in perfect pristine condition, as one with PTD will constantly clean and wipe the phone after each use (PTDers may also have Germaphobia). Along with being kept in pristine condition, the phones from the PTDer are left feeling unloved and cheap since the PTDer doesn't have the phone in his possession for more than 4-6 weeks. Intervention is critical for the sake of the phone.

He suffers from obsessive phone trading disorder. He buys a new phone every 4 weeks.

by PrincessConsuela1971 November 20, 2010

obstaculate

to make oneself an obstacle; to get in the way.

the receptionist was obstaculating me, so i had to leave and call back later.

as a doorman at the club, it is your responsibility to obstaculate people trying to use fake ids to get in.

by stetson rukaka August 18, 2011

Observancyness

The brilliant insight one grows into.

Over the years, you really have grown into your observancyness.

by MsLaila August 25, 2011