Norwegian Breakfast 

The offering of oral sex to a member of the intellectually superior, large-penised nationality in hopes of acquiring additional intelligence and/or larger genitalia.

I'll have a Norwegian Breakfast for one, please.

Norwegian Breakfast by NBF1 September 25, 2010

Norwegian wood 

That good good ganja, aka weed.

hey maaan, thats some good norwegian wood maaan.

Norwegian wood by havodthegoobyinyourassbitch April 13, 2015

Norwegian snowplow 

When you fun on a girl's back and you use the rim of your man bazooka to plow the seen like a knife through head cheese

I used the Norwegian snowplow on my girl last night and she loved it.

Norwegian snowplow by Pr3cursor Pr1m3 November 11, 2017

norwegian girl 

A tiny girl with flat breasts, usualy blond with blue eyes. Nobody likes a Norwegian girl.

Like, here goes this norwegian girl. Hope she goes away soon.

norwegian girl by Gorligirl February 6, 2018

Norwegian King Herald V

An eccentric Norwegian King who has control over name's, that is to say he change the names of people,places, hair care products, the titles of sequels to disney classics and Hanna Montana songs. His powers comes from a rather flamboyant scepter has been known to release deffening noises upon it's use which is why King Herald allows for a brief pause inbetween each usage in order for the ringing sound in his ears to subside. recently scintists were allowed to observe this scepter and found it's suppernatural power is apperant nullified the north korean province of P'Yonganamdo Kim Jong Il released a statement saying that his scientist's had figured out a way to protect themselves from the name changing powers of Norway using nuclear technology. Scientists reported that the cases of radiation realated death in the province had increased by 85%.

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Norwegian King Herald V notable acts: appointment on Regal Sir Lord Duke Duke Lumbardi as the keeper of the shrew's
Norwegian King Herald V has been know to: eat a shrew based diet and Pasta prepared by Regal Sir Lord Duke Duke Lumbardi, wears a cloak made from shrew's that has been passed down from generation to generation and is a proud symbol of norwegian leadership skills.

Norwegian King Herald V by midget giraffe January 2, 2010

norwegian ballcrunch 

When someone from norway eat your balls while taking a shit on your nipples

Guy 1- "Hey! Did you see that guy over there?"

Guy 2- "Yes, he went to Norway and got the norwegian ballcrunch.."

Guy 1- "Oh.. poor nipples"

norwegian ballcrunch by Tullegutten89 May 20, 2011

Norwegian Car Crash 

when a party of men come together and have a massive orgy. Then men are usually norwegian but other nationalities are welcome to join in.

Person 1: "I Say, look over there. Those men are having a orgy"

Person 2: " No,no they are having a norwegian car crash!"

Person 1: " Ok, Mmmm... that looks fun"

Person 2: "Wanna join in!"

Person 1: "Ok!"

Norwegian Car Crash by The man Who Knows All! June 23, 2011