norwegian fish hook

A sexual position, in which, a woman performs a highly acrobatic move, so that she may be "sexed up" from the man.

"I don't know how she does that norwegian fish hook."

by omgomg2745 February 9, 2008

Norwegian Circle Jerk

Wrapping a piece of leftsa around one's penis, then proceeding to jerk-off in a circle formation. Afterwards, add luetifisk and eat like a sandwich. Must be done in groups of 5 or more.

Chris and Jake held a Norwegian circle jerk party at Rachel's house last night. It was erotic and delicious.

by Ashley, Chris, Jake, and Rachel. January 7, 2005

norwegian oil pump

Acquire black tar heroin, as much as you can get. Get a golden retriever, the hairier the better. Find lover of opposite sex who is completely hairless. The younger the better. Shave golden retriever. Then place shaved hair in butt hole of lover and pour black tar heroin over top. Proceed to anally fuck her. After you cum you should be able to spray black tar heroin and cum all over your lover while yelling, "Føles som momma!"

My mom said I'd never make her happy. Then I showed her the Norwegian oil pump.

by I Have Two Balls Guys January 29, 2016

Norwegian Nipple Stew

One or more favorably endowed Norwegian beauties.

"What are we having for dinner tonight?" "I know what I'm having: Norwegian Nipple Stew."

by M. M. Cooper November 1, 2007

norwegian blow torch

The act of blowing into Someone's anus with a straw.

Dude I just Norwegian blow torched Ashley last night!

Dude that's gross.

by James1463 June 11, 2016

true norwegian black metal

Greatest music ever created. Ultra cold metal with harsh production to create a truely demonic atmosphere!

Darkthrone's 'A blaze in the northern sky' is THE greatest album ever written

Darkthrone, Mayhem etc

by ChaoticBeauty September 6, 2003

Norwegian alligator dong flop

A sexual act in which the male jumps off a 40 foot ladder, rebounds from a trampoline into a vat of curdled mayonaisse, checks to see if the editors are paying any smegging attention whatsoever to the fabricated juvenile sexual horse crap added to this dictionary daily by giggling 14 year old dimwits, then swims out to perform fellatio on a Chevy Nova. Include the word "anus," an act of random spousal abuse, puerile slander or other general troglodytism for bonus credibility.

This slang dictionary is so packed with Norwegian alligator dong flops by now that browsing it has become dull, offensive and uninformative.

by Feo2 June 8, 2009