Noah

Someone who wears high top pumas and finds girls with braces highly attractive. He also enjoys self fellatio as well as touching himself at night.

That guy we met at the bar last night is such a Noah. His shoes really made it obvious

by JasontheBean January 3, 2015

Noah

Noah is closely related to the form of amohibian called a squirell. He had amazing abs and is in love with many ppl. Get wrecked bro.

Noah.

by Thuglife123 January 29, 2018

Noah

A retard that goes to school who thinks he’s the leader (A terrible leader) he will just act just like his “fake friends”and yeah his “fake friends” pretend their his friend. They hate him!! He can be very mean and think he’s soooooo cool.
He’s the worst person to ever live. There is only one Noah like this and he lives somewhere in Asia. What a fucktard!!!!

“Noah is just such a great person”

by ItzMe123Yeah March 2, 2018

Noah

Just by girls looking at him they orgasm in their pants. He is a hot sexy guy that can fuck for a long time. He can get any girl.

Damn that guy is hot is that a Noah.

by Hell ya mofo September 18, 2016

Noah

Is most definitely the imposter. Never trust him or any of his tasks. Very rude -2/10 would talk to again.

Person A: Is that Noah?

Person B: KICK HIM OUT!

by Soficoberna November 12, 2020

Noah

Someone who only attracts weirdos such as furries, stalkers and discord dudes that have an obsession with him.

Hi, I'm Noah and I just want a cute boyfriend who likes pokemon

by Strayk9ds January 27, 2020

Noah

Noah, Noah, Noah. Pack your bags and run... Noah is a very funny person that lures you into thinking you have a friendship with him but really he won’t even care if you die and be careful Noah will call your boyfriend hot even if he doesn’t mean it overall he’s kinda crazy and won’t ever act his age but that’s ok because that means he’s fun to be around but be careful don’t fall for any traps

Noah- Dude your hot
Christian- Ummm wth dude
Maya- Im leaving bye

by MayaandChristian September 16, 2019