Cars 2

The best movie you’ll ever watch. Cars 2 is a true cinematic masterpiece for the ages, it’s greatness is misunderstood by the foolish public. Cars 2 is a truly great movie, and one of the best cinematic masterpieces of all time.

John: Man I wanna watch Cars 2 on Disney+!

Jake: Cars 2? That shitty movie, that’s kinda cringe, bro, ngl

John: Jake, have you even watched Cars 2? It’s Pixar’s magnum opus!

Jake: Yeah right you dumb bitch. Have you seen the reviews it has, everyone hates it

John: everyone hates you too but here you are

*John then forces Jake yo watch Cars 2 with him*

by Cars2Enjoyer July 18, 2022

Tard car

One of them "smart cars" especially the roadster

Just poppin out to the shops!
You going in that tard car!? U look like such a tard in that bag of shit, it's not fucking fast!!

by DavidDickinson June 1, 2010

Sleeper car

A boring looking car that could beat a high performance car in quarter mile drag race

Lamborghini car owner: let’s see if your hunk of junk can beat my lambo

Sleeper car owner: yeah sure

*they race*

Sleeper owner: YOU JUST GOT BEATEN BY A SLEEPER CAR!

*race ends*

by Newah August 9, 2021

Akio Car

Red topless (not convertible) sportscar, custom plate "OHTORI", appears in places it shouldn't be able to drive to. Its engine is the sound that races around the end of the world.

Don't you just love the throb of the engine?

by Random832 February 21, 2005

car meet

A weirdo event attended usually by douchebags; said douchebags “meet up” in some parking lot with their cars and pretend like they know more about cars than they actually do by talking in some pseudo-extensive details about theirs. They’re the type of douchebags who tell you that owning a Benz or Porsche is awesome, but fail to acknowledge that both brands are more of a status symbol than anything else considering that they are wallet rapers when it comes to maintenance and repairs.

Yo bro! Goin to the car meet at the Costco in Westridge tonight?

by psst hey you September 5, 2022

Car kink

A kink involving someone who likes cars just a little bit too much in that way

Michael: God I fucking love cars so much I simp for them
Alina: Michael you have a car kink

by Space Saturn Bitch January 27, 2021

Lego car

A car, usually owned by a chav/pikey which has been crashed by its owner's idiocy, resulting in part of the body having to be replaced. Unfortunately for the pikey, the rotting vehicle has long been discontinued and parts for the car are scarcely available. The result is that the chav eventually settles for a totally different coloured car part to the rest of the car. Hence the car looks similar to a lego car which has been built by a deprived child who lacks a sufficient amount of same coloured bricks.

Chav: Aw bruv! Wuyyoo meen da XR3's bin discontinued?
Ford: We no longer manufacturer that vehicle, or any of it's parts. We're abandoning you as a customer.
Chav: Aw man. Watch! All my matez is gonna be sayin i has a lego car now when i has tah buy a part off eBayz.

by scribbull January 13, 2008