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Nicole.Nightmaree.™

Nicole is the most amazing person you will ever meet. She likes unicorns, and her best friend is Tyler. Yet again, everyone is her best friend. She is a very happy person, and really likes unicorns. She also likes Harold and Kumar...a LOT.
She likes to play Runescape, she sucks at it. She writes very stupid poetry in her spare time, and talks too much. Most people don't like her, because they can't handle her being so much cooler than them. She also lives in Michigan, and loves the color pink. She likes peanut butter and dances for no apparent reason. She thinks the Jonas Brothers kick major ass and giggles about absolutely anything. She likes MySpace, And everyone wants her.
Amanda-OMFG I LOVE Nicole.Nightmaree.™!
Brittany-I KNOW ME TOO!
Nathan-SHE IS SO HOT I WANT TO BANG HER!
Tyler-OMG EVERYONE LOVES NICOLE!
Chris- I EAT CAT!...oh, and GO NICOLE!
Random People- OMG I LOVE NICOLE WOOHOO!
Etc...etc...
by I Fuck Unicorns October 10, 2008
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nightmares

Term coined at the Millbrook School in NY to describe extremely low quality marijuana. Nightmares is so bad that any habitual smoker would refuse it. This term is used in contrast to dreams, which signifies good shit.
"Yo, I cant take any more of these east coast Nightmares."

"get those nightmares out of my bowlpiece."
by Craw Dazzle June 2, 2005
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Nightmaren

The word nightmaren is a play on the word nightmare. A nightmaren is a frightening ginger that reoccurs in one's dreams.

Namesake of a student at Charles R. Drew elementary school. She actually had a soul.
Setting: Eastern Middle School

Eric: Oh my gosh you remember at Drew elementary that girl named maren?

Josh: Oh yeah I do, I got nightmarens for weeks after meeting her for the first time

Eric: But at least she is not a Ms. Hawe

Josh: Yeah, maybe she didn't like boys.
by 7th grader at Eastern March 18, 2014
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brown nightmare

When one or more males or females release excrement onto the recipients face.
I couldn't get to sleep last night after the brown nightmare I had earlier
by Fraser Steele November 19, 2013
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Detroit Nightmare

The Detroit Nightmares are a club in Detroit. Sort of like a Biker Club. In example, "That Guy's a Detroit Nightmare, just be cool with him and he'll do the same towards you.
He's with The Detroit Nightmares. Respect him and he'll do the same towards you. But if you step on his toes, He'll cut your Fu*king feet off.
by Detroit Nightmares January 20, 2016
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orwellian nightmare

Lieutenant: My commander just seized my phone - apparently he saw that I was born in Colorado and considered that probably cause to investigate me for dealing drugs.
Captain: Man, once he finds your Tinder messages he'll charge you with conduct unbecoming. I can't wait to get out of this orwellian nightmare.
by RandomAirman December 19, 2015
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Polish Nightmare

Primarily used in the Jewish Concentration Camps of World War II. It involves a small under-fed child and 10-12 burly Nazi guards. The boy is thrown onto the ground and every conceivable hole on his small, frail body is bored out. The child is usually left as a bloody semen-filled sack of meat after this lewd act.
Did you hear about Eli Wiesel?
No...What about him?
During his days as a young Jew, he received a Polish Nightmare from the SS. He was never the same again
by Mike Bridges February 10, 2008
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