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Tad, Nick, and Derek 

Those 3 gay polygamist’ that live next door.
They do threesomes every night and take turns slabbing on each other’s nobs.
On weekends they kidnap little boos and gangbang them.
Rio: You know Tad, Nick, and Derek
Adrian: Yeah I heard them gangbanging a little boi last night
Rio: Really I saw the m doing it in public

Ol' Saint Nick 

To apply copious amounts of Gold Bond or baby powder to one's scrotum, then to stand over a reclining woman and to lower one's balls over her lower face and chin in a repeated fashion so as to create a powdery beard while chanting, "Ho, ho, ho..."
Ronnie was feeling in the festive spirit and decided to give his girlfriend the Ol' Saint Nick before leaving for work that morning.
Ol' Saint Nick by r.p. ribbons November 1, 2012

nick zinner 

extremely good looking guitarist of Yeah Yeah Yeahs. very talented and easily makes up for the lack of bass in the band with his skill in guitar. has toured with conor oberst of bright eyes and has a side project with karen O called unitard. nick has also had a published book of photographs he has taken called 'i hope you are all happy now'. nick is known for wearing all black and for being thin and pale.
nick zinner is fucking hot
nick zinner by terryterryterry July 29, 2006

NickelBackBlumpkin 

The Act of receiving a bumpkin from a black girl in a port-a-potty
Joe: Gooley, is it true Sam finally became a man last night?

Gooley: No, all he got was a NickelBackBlumpkin.

Sam: Shut up, it got me tits!

Nick Drake 

Often considered the best folk rock artist of this time, none of Nick Drake's album ever sold more than 5000 copies during his lifetime. The singer/songwriter is often associated with an acoustic, mellow sound. He is credited by many current musicians as a huge influence in their work by artists such as Elliott Smith, Lucinda Williams, Badly Drawn Boy, Lou Barlow and many more.
Nick Drake will blow your mind
Nick Drake by Michael R Born September 12, 2006

Nick Crompton 

A famous Poet from The City Of England who eats way too much, pretends to be famous and hip, and also whose collar stays poppin
Nick: You know its Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin
Me: Who the fuck is this fat-ass
Nick Crompton by LookAtThisGraph August 22, 2017

Ghetto nickel 

Either piece of a dime which has been sawed or cut in half.
"Man, I got cotton mouth. I tried to get a drink for $1.05, but the guy at the 7-11 said my ghetto nickel was no good. You believe that shit?!"