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near

To get with a person whom you desire sexually, and perhaps also emotionally or spiritually, and do doggy style.
Dr. Cameron is so ripe I'm going to near her before the night ends.
by JAFR2 January 20, 2009
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nearit

Jo: You think I rock like hard core tasty abs.
Anna: Nearit.
by Trey February 6, 2003
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Neard

The collection of hair that accrues below the natural hairline, flowing into the neck; or, an over growth of beard hair flowing onto the neck, in a disorganized fashion.
I need to get my neard cleaned up; the barber will probably use clippers.
by Kahambig May 6, 2015
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nasareth

A Jesus name, Never gives up on anything, Athletic friend that always gives conversations about sports. The drama free person out of a group. The friend that is always there for you. Get you a Nasareth.
" Hey look it's nasareth being drama free again"

" I'm sad, I'll just call Nasareth "
by weeemaaaaaaaaaaan April 12, 2017
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Nearest Italian radius

When you put your pizza with ketchup or pineapple
Then oh boy
Ur gonna die
This is why you always monitor the nearest italian radius

The normal radius is about 5-10 miles this explains when many italians raiding your fucking house just because you put pineapple or ketchup on your fuckihg pizzq

Dont put anything disgusting on a italian food kids
The nearest italian acording to my nearest italian radius is 1 mile

Accedentally puts pineapple on pizza

Noooooooo-

Every italians on a 10 mile radius : so you had chosen DEATH
by Your Local FBI agent September 9, 2021
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A Near Miss Frog Kiss

A “Near Miss Frog Kiss” is defined as coming close to making a choice that would have been wrong for you. It’s based on the old saying, “You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your Prince Charming!”
“Wow Girl! You just had a Near Miss Frog Kiss. I know he might seem nice, but believe me girlfriend, he’s no prince!”

This phrase could also apply to any decision where you might have made a poor choice (buying the wrong car, wrong house or attending the wrong college)
by Marcella Duvet May 14, 2011
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nowhere near

say i need a talking with
someone who knows
tell em what it feels like
or when it hurts

the sky she looks upon
the roaring seas
does anybody ever hear
what she hears

nowhere near
no-o-owhere near
nowhere near
no-no-o-where near

a flesh i can get used to
a bone to touch
this road they talk about
well it don't mean that much

beyond the happy times
beyond spring and fall
he's hiding just like you
like me like all

nowhere near
no-o-owhere near
nowhere near

no-no-owhere near
living means giving in
when you can't go
and desire is the fire
burning on the low

burning slow
and nobodys nowhere near
swallow whole
no-no-owhere near

nowhere near
no-o-owhere near
nowhere near
no
no
where
near
by Krkič May 4, 2020
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