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NEIL

STRAIGHT UP DOUCHE, AKA. PORVORIM WHITE GHATTI
IN LOVE WITH RODRO, BEST FRIEND IS FODRICHA.
THINKS HIS PHONE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD.
NEEDS TO GROW A PARE OF BALLS AND ASK HIS WHITE SIDE HOE OUT.
TREV'S MISTAKE.
by Rodro_1510 March 29, 2019
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Neil

A skinny ass white boy that wheres glasses and has a centimeter peen
Neil is such a bitch
by Landonj58 November 3, 2020
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Neil's Law

For every item dropped on the ground, by accident, each item will fall in a place where it becomes non visible.
I dropped my pill on the ground. Neil's law is in effect, as I can't see where it landed.
by neiltherealdeal May 19, 2015
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rubie neiles

Woah, watch out for rubie neiles she queefs real good.
by aidanbarnes July 17, 2023
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Neil

Should I tell Neil 🙈😩
by OMGCANYOUTELL?🤗 November 19, 2023
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Neil moment

A Neil moment is a way to describe or call a situation in were a person tries to act cool or get attention by saying things like. My Laptop broke or I lost my book. And then you or someone else points out that its a bad thing the person says some deus ex machina crap and says oh wait I fixed it.
Neil: Hey bro just got some weird dots in my eyes from looking at the son.
Me: Yoo you could get blind are you ok?
Neil: Nevermind i just put my hand on my eye and pushed it and its fixed.
Me: Neil moment
by Zan van April 15, 2022
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Neil & The Battocks

I loved watching Neil & The Battocks
by WigglyLamppost February 22, 2024
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