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Puerto Rican Nachos

1. (noun, vulgar) -- A customary dish eaten by Puerto Ricans that uses human shit instead of refried beans, on top of a tortilla chip, and usually toped with onions and garlic to fight back the stench. Said dish is most usually eaten as a sexual act.
1. Hey fag , have you eaten the Puerto Rican Nachos recently, or have you just been sucking ass?
by Buttfuckme December 7, 2017
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Nacho Fan Club

A friendship group brought together by a mutual love for a pupper named Nacho
Nacho Fan Club >>> Synth maga klan
by fkzzz May 13, 2019
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nacho hat award

The ultimate meaningless award given to someone for doing absolutely nothing remarkable.
He'll be given the nacho hat award for lack of any suitable recognition.
by Pengal May 30, 2008
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nacho taco chimichanga

A person speaking Mexican (reference to meme: We should celebrate our differences)
Guy: Hey how's it going?
Mexican person: Nacho taco chimichanga.
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Nacho Faux Pas

Reaching into a plate of shared nachos, pulling out a large clump of nachos stuck together by toppings and using your other hand to separate them and put back part of the clumped together nachos.
Friend1, reaches in to get some nachos from a shared bowl and pulls out large clumped up pile. Then proceeds to take his other hand and begins to separate them and put some back.

Friend2 "DUDE! What the fuck are you doin?!

Friend1 "I didn't want to take that huge chunk of nachos so I broke it off and put some back.

Friend2 "Nacho faux pas my friend! You NEVER take your hand and break off the nacho holy grail and put some back! 1st nobody wants to eat something you touched with the fingers you've been licking nachoy goodness off of and 2nd, when you get the nacho holy grail you never forsake it by putting it back! You grab your plate and scoop those fuckers up! You earned it!
by RichardSlinger August 17, 2011
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grandma eating nachos

sometimes grandma likes to have nacho with her tv dinner
there are no pictures of grandma eating nachos on the internet
by shotgunsally March 21, 2011
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