noob 

Some one who is nooby, coming from the word noobish, which is derived from the french word nu-b-o. Usually either a 40 year old virgin that lives in their moms basement or a hunter corio that has no friends and plays MW2 complaining about lag switchs, mods, hackers, and corner campers.

Watch out, there's a noob behind that bush!

noob by chronic giin December 21, 2009

NOOB 

Person born with his head in his ass...

ME: Look at that guy...
Random Guy: He's a total NOOB...
ME: Sure is

NOOB by Ingvar May 17, 2011

noob 

How noobs spell newb.

You're such a newb. Why don't you take off on your noob rocket.

noob by Rod Prieto March 25, 2007

noob 

Someone who knows better yet still does things as if they are new to the experience. Mostly used in reference to computer games, formus, or blogs.

Selaria attempts to make an easy jump from 1 platform to another and is unable to accomplish this, even though she has been playing the game for over a year. This is a noob!

noob by Amalar September 20, 2008

noob 

when someone is totally retarted, and just cant get things when everyone else can.
the person can tend to be slow, as in sloooow
u need to define words all the time just so you can have a conversation.
someone who puts a helmet on and has the strap in front of their goggles..thats a noob

m0oks: "like omg Chamroeun ur such a noob"
chamroeun: "SOOooOO"

she actually knows she's a noob

noob by m0oks August 28, 2008

noob 

an offensive term or a name to put someone down.

Jordan: omg i love silkroad and buzz.
Zac: yeah and your a noob.

noob by andrews hair February 20, 2008

noob 

A noob, or n00b, is a gay faggot who eats at McDonalds.

Mark- Hey noob! *laughs at Tim*
Tim- *crys* SO WHAT IF I EAT AT MCDONALDS?!

noob by thecoolguy June 26, 2008