When the extreme grotesque appearance of a female causes your penis to shrink even smaller than its already flaccid position.
by ghamin February 23, 2011
Get the negative chub mug.I'd rather someone had a negative view of me than a false positive one. At least it's their view of me, and not a view I forced them to have because I was desperate to prove I didn't care what anybody thought of me. Of course I care as much as the next guy/girl what other people think of me, but they're still going to think what they are going to think anyway, and that's the reality of it.
by Solid Mantis December 21, 2020
Get the Negative view mug.When a company of any kind makes an advertisement for their competition, in such a way that would cause negative responses.
1. Husband "Oh, hey hun. Just dropped Jake off at daycare."
Wife:"Go get him quick! I just saw on TV that Roman Polanski works there!"
"Oh, calm down, that's just negative advertising."
2. TV Announcer: "Thinking about going to the Stageville Concert Hall this weekend? Well good! Cause Coldplay's gonna be there!"
Man on Couch:"Fuck that shit, I'm going to the place downtown."
Women on Couch: "No, silly. It's negative advertising, it's just cause they know that Coldplay is a sucky motherfucker of a band that deserves to choke on their own cocks for force-feeding us all their whiny bull-crap."
Wife:"Go get him quick! I just saw on TV that Roman Polanski works there!"
"Oh, calm down, that's just negative advertising."
2. TV Announcer: "Thinking about going to the Stageville Concert Hall this weekend? Well good! Cause Coldplay's gonna be there!"
Man on Couch:"Fuck that shit, I'm going to the place downtown."
Women on Couch: "No, silly. It's negative advertising, it's just cause they know that Coldplay is a sucky motherfucker of a band that deserves to choke on their own cocks for force-feeding us all their whiny bull-crap."
by bamofo69 May 22, 2010
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Get the Negative Skill mug.Pulling something bad off at work, which results in a written reprimand, which ends up on your personal file.
Ah shit man, you shouldn't have done that, "Now your going to end up with some 'Negative Paper' on your file!"
by Merle_Hanson January 27, 2009
Get the Negative Paper mug.When Sarah makes a bad joke (i.e. every joke that comes out of her mouth) and everyone who was unfortunate enough to hear that joke is worse off as a result.
by mshammy November 24, 2013
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