Needle Dick Bug Fucker

A disagreeable fellow, a peckerwood, an asshole, a fucktard.

Donald Trump is a needle dick bug fucker. Actually, the entire Republican party consists of needle dick bug fuckers.

by fidness 1957 February 18, 2025

Slut Needle

A slut needle is a needle that goes into multiple guys penises for semen extraction. Then it is pumped into a women. Therefore making the woman a slut because she has multiple different types of semen inside her

Guy: Omg! you got that Slut Needle in your penis too?

Guy 2: hell yeah! It felt super cool! I can’t wait to make that girl a slut after this!

by Candogthesquirrel November 15, 2020

needle dick

this is when you staple your dick shut and cum multiple times then remove the staple and let it all out.

"Yo dude, did you see Johnny do needle dick?"

"Hell yea dude! That shit could pressure wash the paint off a plane."

by It's ya boi needle dick December 13, 2023

Needle Fuck

v. Inserting needle to someone’s penis and enjoying it (optional)

- Yo mike how was your day

- Nothin’ big but i finally got needle fucked
- Let’s go dude, who fucked you, was it Emma
- Umm, it was Richard
- I guess... it’s not gay if he only needle fucked you
- Yea, just needle fuck, nothing more

by SantaBay July 16, 2019

Needle

To attempt to sleep with a friends ex, with knowledge, and fail.

Did you hear Mick needled Gaz’s ex?

by Katm1 September 27, 2021

Needle man

Someone who works themselves to death

I don't want to be trapped in an office, I am not a needle man

by Harbingerofpayne May 4, 2021

Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.

For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!

by Dill weed October 3, 2023