Napolean Dynomite

one of the funniest freakin movies I've ever seen

Napolean Dynomite: can you bring my chapstick
Kip: no
Napolean: but my lips hurt real bad!
Kip: ask the nurse I know she has like 5 sticks
Napolean: I'm not using her's you sicko!!!!!

by Eazy J December 28, 2005

Chocolate Napoleon

This advanced sexual prank is begun by fucking a midget up the ass. This loosens the sphincter to the point where you can fist them, getting feces on your hand. You then resume your penile penetration while holding your soiled hand on the middle of your partner's chest, leaving a hand-shaped stain of feces on the midget's sternum.

I went to Pimlico last night and met a jockey at the turf club. I took her home and couldn't pass up the chance to give her the Chocolate Napoleon.

by ChipSlap February 28, 2005

Napoleon Dynamite

retarded ass movie that my friends said was good i said wtf as i broke the dvd

ryan knows what he is talking about he know good movies from bad ones

by vince March 30, 2005

napoleon dick

A very very small dick

#1)Steroid users have this dick
#2)Adolf Hitler dick
#3)white kids have Napoleon dick

by Yourfuckingmom'spussy January 11, 2014

nasal sex

The act of sexual relations involving the nose

He stuck his nose in my pussy

by Spanner O Toole September 14, 2003

napoleon dynamite

This movie is one of those movies where you either love it and (mis)quote it often, or you hate it and want to punch the kids who keep saying "GOSH" and "your mom goes to college!".

Especially if aformentioned kids continue to quote the movie ONE FUCKING YEAR after it came out.

Okay.

ND lover: GOSH you guys! *squints eyes and opens mouth slightly to have the appearance of an imbecile*

ND hater: plz stop before I have to kill you.

by hays^asl May 13, 2005

nasalingus

Oral sex involving the nose.

May involve inserting the tongue into the nostrils or licking the surrounding area.

Person #1: So I got this girl back to my place, and she stuck her fuckin' tongue up my nose!
Person #2: She gave you nasalingus?! What the fuck did you do?
Person #1: I gave her an angry dragon and a raspberry danish to think about.

by Sally, Esq March 16, 2007