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Puerto Rican Nachos

1. (noun, vulgar) -- A customary dish eaten by Puerto Ricans that uses human shit instead of refried beans, on top of a tortilla chip, and usually toped with onions and garlic to fight back the stench. Said dish is most usually eaten as a sexual act.
1. Hey fag , have you eaten the Puerto Rican Nachos recently, or have you just been sucking ass?
by Buttfuckme December 7, 2017
mugGet the Puerto Rican Nachosmug.

Nacho Fan Club

A friendship group brought together by a mutual love for a pupper named Nacho
Nacho Fan Club >>> Synth maga klan
by fkzzz May 13, 2019
mugGet the Nacho Fan Clubmug.

nacho hat award

The ultimate meaningless award given to someone for doing absolutely nothing remarkable.
He'll be given the nacho hat award for lack of any suitable recognition.
by Pengal May 30, 2008
mugGet the nacho hat awardmug.

nacho taco chimichanga

A person speaking Mexican (reference to meme: We should celebrate our differences)
Guy: Hey how's it going?
Mexican person: Nacho taco chimichanga.
mugGet the nacho taco chimichangamug.

grandma eating nachos

sometimes grandma likes to have nacho with her tv dinner
there are no pictures of grandma eating nachos on the internet
by shotgunsally March 21, 2011
mugGet the grandma eating nachosmug.

Herpes No, Nachos Yes

This is the ole bait and switch where you mess with a girl's head while propositioning her. You throw her off by talking about STDs during a game of pickup - a classic no-no, however, you tell you are clean which makes her wonder why you would even say that. Just as she is pondering if the reason you brought up herpes is because she might appear as someone slutty enough that has to announce they don't have herpes, you then pull a Kyrie Irving ankle breaking cross over and ask her to come over to eat nachos. She's still racking her brain with the herpes comment that offering nachos is as soothing as getting a lollipop after visiting the doctor. You own her now and its a scientific fact that girls who eat nachos have a 78% higher chance of taking a full bukkake to the face during random Tinder hookups.
Man, Brandon went to town on Tinder last night - he was so wasted slingin his best lines at the girls -always closing with his "At least I don't have Herpes. Let's get nachos." line to seal the deal. For every 10 girls he asked to get nachos with there's always one sloppy chubber who is DFN (Down for Nachos) at 330 am. He always finds his Herpes No, Nachos Yes girl.
by bringmethechicken November 22, 2013
mugGet the Herpes No, Nachos Yesmug.

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