Muzz-away

term for a .50 calibre machine gun, ONLY when deployed in a war zone or country where radical Muslims are attacking U.S. Armed forces or civilians because they are not Muslims

"Hey Sarge, should I clean the .50 cal before we deploy? I hear the place is crawling with radical Muslims."
"Private, we ALWAYS need to keep the Muzz-Away clean and in proper working condition when entering a potential battle zone."

by laslo April 6, 2010

Big Mozzarella

Large ugly fat wobbling female who can only ever hope to be a squasher

She is so fat and ugly she is like a lump of Big Mozzarella

by François Boursin May 20, 2009

muzack

The unique muzak (with no words) that was commonly played during episodes of Saved by the Bell. Especially common playing on the juke box at the Max, on the KTTY Bayside radio station, and as the soundtracks to movies that the gang watched.

Kelly got jealous when Zack played the muzack that used to be 'their song' on the juke box at the Max and danced with another girl.

by Brett L. November 15, 2005

Muziani

A spiritual location symbolic of great intelligence and talent, coupled with a reciprocal jealously and envy from those who have not reached said location.

Once she reached Muziani and accepted the Academy Award for Best Actress, we decided to tell all of our friends she was fat.

I awoke from the operation in Muziani, and suddenly my friends grew cold and distant, consigned to the fact that they will never be able to heal the sick with their hands.

It was like Muziani moved in next door, and within a week, it was constant party over there with hot chicks, loud music, and hundred thousand-dollar cars in his driveway. And then my lawn died.

by Anamae February 28, 2008

Mezzapesa

1. A Big Sloppy Pizza from Dominos

2. A pizza that is wrecked upon delivery.

The Dominos driver dropped my pie. I got a Mezzapesa.

by Jim from Toledo January 18, 2011

mezzanine

Pooping in between someone's mattress and box spring, leaving them a nice surprise while they sleep.

While Aaron was out at work, his roommate decided to mezzanine him for all the dirty dishes he left in the sink.

by the GRim REAPERS October 18, 2009

muzzel loader

This is a sex move when a woman takes off her underwear and puts them in her mouth. The male then rams his penis in her mouth stuffing the underwear down her throat.

Your girl friend got the muzzel loader by a civil war vet.

by Richard Whitt February 3, 2007