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The unique muzak (with no words) that was commonly played during episodes of Saved by the Bell. Especially common playing on the juke box at the Max, on the KTTY Bayside radio station, and as the soundtracks to movies that the gang watched.
Kelly got jealous when Zack played the muzack that used to be 'their song' on the juke box at the Max and danced with another girl.
muzack by Brett L. November 15, 2005
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Shitty way of spelling the word "muzak" which is a type of instrumental elevator music from the 70's. Now muzak is commonly refered to as anytype of music.
"I played some muzack with Nick and Colin on Sunday"
muzack by Nick OG June 5, 2005
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A brand of background music used in businesses. It is "scientifically" compiled of innocuous and insipid music that is calculated not to offend anyone. Selections are carefully calibrated to the demographics of the target audience so that every age, sex, and ethnic group will be equally unhappy and unsatisfied. it is designed to subliminally motivate shoppers to shop and to motivate workers to work.
After nine hours in the store listening to nothing but Muzak, Scotty was drooling and muttering to himself. The next morning he woke up screaming because of the muzak playing in his head.
Muzak by dogbreath34 September 29, 2015
that was random or fucking random
A.so how is the weather?
B.not bad you?
A.cloudy
C.anal rape!!!!!
A.muwacka
muwacka by dep_uranium April 24, 2009

muzakhir 

a. being intellectual
b. an intellectual being
I can't believe he answered number 4. The concept was highly complex. He must be Muzakhir.
muzakhir by faithfyi July 28, 2011

1. bland pre-recorded background music heard in elevators and other public places

2. any uninteresting music
I hate that muzak in the office.
Spanish expression for making a kissing sound.
Muack! Muack! Te quiero mucho!
muack by Matthew C February 8, 2007
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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