Road Mustard

The sweaty condensation that forms under your balls during a long, hot road trip

During a steamy July day driving across the South, I developed quite a bit of road mustard that I secretly put on my friends sandwhich

by Sweats McGee July 30, 2010

Mayo and Mustard Sandwich

When you actively piss and cum in a white girl's ass during intercourse.

"Yeah Mark, I gave her a Mayo and Mustard sandwich last night."

by YeahMark February 6, 2020

crackers and mustard

somone's specialty... what they do best

Jimmy is a natural at basketball, it must be his crackers and mustard.

by shane February 17, 2005

San Antonio Mustard Packet

When a female takes a bite out of a male's colostomy bag when it is full and lets it pour into her mouth.

He asked me if I wanted to know what a San Antonio Mustard Packet is, and then he ruined my good apron!

by Dan and co. April 3, 2009

Mustard

The vaginal smegma that smells like tear gas.

Yooo this mustard smell dank af!

by wholewheat December 31, 2020

Mustard

Mortal enemy of Rake Yohn.

Rake Yohn hates mustard so bad, if you even get it near him he'll flip out.

by FuCKYou November 12, 2003

mustard slide

Asshole. Funniest euphemism I've ever heard. A fellow student in NCO school used it way back when.

That gay dude liked nothing better than to take it up the mustard slide!

by BobC February 8, 2006