muff puppet

when you shove your hand up a girls snatch,like a puppet

Dude i made my girlfriend into a muff puppet last night.

by Blaze Santiago & J.L. Boone November 08, 2006

Butt Muff

A patch of hair found on a persons buttocks.

His butt muff tickles my nose, but at least it keeps my lips warm.

by Faloola K Cheezy December 09, 2010

Muff Must

A musky and/or sweaty odor (much like armpit B.O.) eminating from the hair in the pubic area. This problem can be eliminated with extreme amounts of Soap, Shaving, and/or Deodorant.

I was with Jan last night, she had some serious muff must!

by Ceergee December 28, 2006

Retro Muff

A woman whose pubic hair is large and unkept. A big bush.

I was gonna go down on Lucy last night 'till I discovered she had the retro muff going on..

by Fat Nik April 23, 2003

beer muffs

when you think you heard something spectacular only to find out the next day that it wasnt nearly as good as you thought
similar to beer goggles only using hearing not vision

last night i downloaded the best song when i got home from the club. but i must have had my beer muffs on cause today when i listened to it, i wanted to light my ears on fire and proceed to chip away the charred remains

by jamey d. February 20, 2008

Mouth Muffs

When one must refrain from the use of profanity due to small children in the vicinity.

Dude theres children here, use your mouth muffs.

by Flawed Philosophy October 09, 2009

muff dozer

One who likes to perform cunniligus on a female. Usually associated with a lesbian or bi-sexual female.

Muddy muff dozer would to be the act of licking ass-hole.

Furry muff dozer would be eating out a hairy chick.

Many derivatives apply.

I had an awesome 3 way last night, as I pounded Kellie's ass hole from behind, she went muff dozer on Kathleen!

I was going muff dozer on Kathlen while Kellie sucked my cock, balls deep.

Kellie tries to act so straight, but she's a total muff dozer!

by Richter ass November 08, 2010