mount morris illinois

A town right off highway 64 with a population of 3000 where where about 2900 are senior citizens. There are approximately 8 bars, 4 banks, 2 gas stations, 9 churches, one grocery store and 1 run down cardboard box of a liquor store.

I drove through Mount Morris Illinois today and it smells like a mini Nebraska.

by ToddWallnutz May 18, 2016

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peter morris

Your common horny little sex slave. Can't open a pickle jar on his own, but hell does he give a killer hand job. He is known around town for his complementary over the pants handy's. No one can quite understand how such strong hands can have a tender embrace. Over all a nice dude with a born talent for hand jobs.

Damnit Molly that kids such a Peter Morris. He keeps giving my boyfriend stellar hand jobs.

by GrumpyAssNugget February 8, 2015

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Mingle my Morris

To handle a penis in a sexual way

Derived from a mispronunciation of the game “Nine Men’s Morris”

My buddy Adam will mingle my morris in class today.

by JoSuck February 8, 2024

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Luke Morris

Awesome guy never know what's gonna happen with him seize the opportunity to get to know this person.

Damn Luke morris is awesome

by Doesitmatter7 September 3, 2016

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Morris-Davies Syndrome

A condition where a medical doctor experiences rectal prolapse that worsens eventually leading to their anus enveloping their whole body. This is particularly prevalent in Shanghai, China.

"You have back pain? I don't care, I'm going to nullify all of your refills for your pain medicine because I can." The doctor then turns into one gigantic anus and is inflicted with Morris-Davies Syndrome. No known treatment is available.

by Mark Harvard July 1, 2012

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