Mobsternews

A pedantic, overly dramatic, and exceedingly jealous hermaphrodite who spends the majority of his time trying to earn the admiration of people in an iPhone game who he will never actually meet in real life. When he is not assuming the persona of a female, he can be found conjuring lies about the few people in aforementioned game with a scrap of moral integrity.

OMG! Did you see what Mobsternews wrote yesterday? I can't believe he would say that about that child with Leukemia...

by iMobsters January 25, 2011

mooby

When you masturbate and take a poo at the same time

If someone is in a rush to get ready they might say
"just pulling a mooby"

by The Little Man February 24, 2007

mooble nooble

Like a purple nurple but the whole moob(man boob)is twisted, very painful!

You: Duuude! Did he just mooble nooble you? Looked painful!

Mate: Yes, my moob is gonna fall off!

by Colgate Man 13 March 31, 2008

Moobox

Another term for "cow."

"What's that outside?"
"Oh nothing, just a couple of mooboxes."

by hatboxghost August 10, 2009

mboobs

Male Boobs

-Bro, this indian girl is sending me some lit nudes 🔥👌🔥👌👌😍
-Bro, is a man. Those are mboobs
-bro...

by Sanick29 February 19, 2019

Somalian Mobster

A big sweaty Somalian Mobster that shits on your neck and chokes you while water boarding your head.

What is the man doing?
Somalian Mobster

by Bigconc February 7, 2023

Mooblies

Alternative for the obvious term 'man-boobs'

'That guy's mooblies are bigger than mine and I'm a laydee!'

by Medicnic July 7, 2009