Montenegrin

The only true Montenegrin is a Serb.The rest are just foreigners.Some foreigners who think they are Montenegrin are Albanians,Muslims,Croats and people with identity crisis.

Montenegrins
Vasilije III Petrović-Njegoš
Petar I Petrović Njegoš
Petar II Petrović Njegoš (Radivoje Tomov Petrović, Rade)
Marko Miljanov Popović
Mirko Petrović Njegoš
Milos Obilic
Puniša Račić
Mihailo Petrović-Njegoš
Radovan Karadžić
Amfilohije Radović
Batrić Jovanović
Nikola Vukčević
Visarion Ljubiša
Stjepan Mitrov Ljubiša
Patriarch Varnava (Rosić)
Radoman Božović
Petar Lubarda

by Crnagora July 27, 2010

porch monkee

A member of the 60's pop group The Monkees sitting on a porch.

Mike Nesmith is sitting on his front porch. What a porch monkee!

by Peaches and Cream August 8, 2006

Monkee

A mutated monkey escaped from a test lab.
It pees out of it's ass, and shits out of his dick.
Discovered when I was drunk 2 weeks ago.

I was walking around, and a monkee suddenly peed on me.

by BaboonNL January 10, 2005

La Monte

A suck ass town in west central Missouri that is full of white trash, hicks, Mexicans, wiggers and wanna be rich kids. The athletes walk around the crappy, piss poor school as if they were shit, even though they loose the majority of their games and are the joke of the conference. All the girls are looser than a fat women who has gastric bypass surgery's jeans and are easy to get out their Hollister jeans.The guys are pussies who like they are pretend that they are gangsters.

Guy 1: Hey do we have a basketball game tonight?
Guy 2: Yea, its against La Monte
Guy 1: Oh we are going to win, they suck ass

by BA-ZEEEEERT January 28, 2006

Monte Cristo

A Monte Cristo is a slang term for having sex during a lunch break. Used interchangeably with nooner. Its usefullness comes from the fact that a Monte Cristo is also a popular sandwich, so a the term can be used to disguise one's actions around unknowing co-workers.

'How was your Monte Cristo, Nigel?'

by Austin in Brooklyn August 31, 2006

Montebello

A small rich white town right next suffern filled with rich sluts and assholes. Mainly composed of the montebello pines filled with mac-mansions and a few other neighborhood.

How is that slut so rich? she lives in montebello that exlains it

by Babykidxxoo July 13, 2011

Monteau's Disease

When an individual is strangely attracted to the smell of another individual's fecal matter, flatulence or body odor.

Most people from Winnie Texas suffer Monteau's Disease.

by iburnedkelly July 27, 2010