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Mong

Mike elong
Mike elong is a fucking retarded mong
by Gayiswrong July 27, 2023
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Lead Mong

Dog owner who walks their dog on a lead in an area were it's very common for dogs to be off lead (dog park, large fields, woods)

Lead Mongs are often poor dog owners often walking nervous or aggressive dog displaying weak body language the dog picks up on.
We got to lead him for a second there is a lead Mong ahead.
by HiggsHighway March 5, 2021
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Mong

1. Offensive British term to refer to a mentally impaired individual.

2: Australian term for a mongrel.
1: Wow, Willie the wheelchair guy is such a mong.

2: Stop eating my chicken you greedy mongrel.
by UltimateDoge June 28, 2021
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Mong

When someone (Ava) acts dumb or stupid
Ava is a Mong
by Ava the nonce December 1, 2019
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Mong pheromone

A person who attracts weird people and oddballs because they give off a smell only weirdos can smell
"FFS Emma your Mong Pheromone is in overdrive today. That guy was a proper weirdo!"

Or

"How do you find these mongs !? You're pheromone must be strong today ??"
by The1811 January 11, 2024
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mong

a bit of a mix between a retard, a spastic and a super autistic kid
your a bloody mong you barstard.....
fuck you you mong.....
get a life mong....
by Crab Pineapple 69 May 25, 2017
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Ball Mong

A person that has so little coordination and control of their body that when attempting to play ball sports they resemble a disabled person (mong)
“Have you seen Tyler playing football? “
“Yes, total ball mong”
by JungWalt August 25, 2022
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