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Mouseterbate

To spend too much time in front of a computer pushing the computer mouse about. This can lead to mousetosis which is a painful swelling of the joints and muscles of the arm used to mouseterbate.
Those who mouseterbate a lot in the cubicles may be considered good employees by their bosses but usually suffer from severe mousetosis.
by Aelfstangard September 27, 2010
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Molestactus

A molestactus is a prickly molestache.
Your molestactus hurts my face.
by danielle.lovely January 2, 2012
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Mousetrap reflex

The reflex that a girl has when you reach to touch her boobs and she doesn't approve of the action. She usually bites your outstretched fingers in a really quick motion like a mousetrap.
Guy 1: Dude that chick has a serious mousetrap reflex!

Guy 2: Well that's what you get for trying to touch her tits.
by Hoboinspace August 7, 2013
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molesterish

An adjective that describes a trait or traits of seemingly creepy individuals. Used mostly when referencing, but not limiting to, mustaches or oddly bland and rather conspicuous panel vans. Credited to TL.
Ty: Yeah, can you send a patrol car to 123 Main St. There's a creepy man in a what looks like a gray utility van.

911 Dispatch: Can you describe him for me, Sir?
Ty: Yeah...he's wearing a navy blue sweatshirt, looks like leather gloves, and he's got a thick mustache. He's sitting in the ally looking all molesterish!
911 Dispatch: Units are on their way.
by macclifford November 10, 2014
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molestard

muh-lest-ard- a) noun - One whom despite their disabilities, takes pleasure in the inappropriate touching and fondling of underage children and/or people that are several generations younger than their own age group. Can be a result of any form of disability; emotional, physical, mental, social, genetic, etc.
Did you see the way Dudley was staring at that little boy? He is such a total molestard!
by impsdlight July 29, 2015
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Molestache

Noun: a moustache that transforms a normal man into a man that appears to have child molesting tendencies.
John sure looks like a child molester now that his molestache has filled in.
by Mike Nosty May 5, 2016
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molesting jellyfish

a sexy jellyfish that is blue ad gets laid every night with your mummy
omg mum are you riding that molesting jellyfish?!?!
by jelly rapest November 26, 2016
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