Need For Madness

Just play Tunari's Game or Ryan Albano's Vehicular Epic

This car game is soo dead, Need For Madness is forgotten so badly

by Tunari's brother January 14, 2019

Masturbatory March Madness

MMM is a side challenge to March Madness. Whenever you get a match wrong you must masturbate for 1 hour following the conclusion of the series.

Me: Hey John are you doing Masturbatory March Madness this year?
John: Hell yeah bud, you?
Me: You betcha

by SomeShitPoster September 7, 2020

Decent into madness

Near the end of sexual intercourse, grab a pull up bar and hang upside down from it, then slowly swing side to side with your arms all the way down and say “madness is like gravity, all it takes is a little push” and then cumshot across the room at her

“After slapping my cooter with his massive cock, Ricky proceeded his decent into madness and hit me square in the forehead”

by Porkribs May 18, 2021

safe 2 da madness

Thanks to the madness, I am the way I am. Written as 'Safe 2 Da Madness' to urbanise it. Shorten to simply, S2DM.

safe 2 da madness, I'm still here today.

by S2DM July 19, 2021

spider bite madness

An explanation for why someone behaves strangely. The idea is that they were fine until a spider bit them injexting a kind of secret madness.

Mary suffers from spider bite madness, so she thinks she'll, get her looks back one day even though she's 65 and 200 pounds over weight.

by Ariel Bonzai May 21, 2022

sea of madness

When you get super high and you get inside your head so deep it feels like you're lost at sea

Sorry guys, I was lost in a sea of madness there for a bit.

by Messages of the future October 21, 2023

poster's madness

When someone gets a following (usually small, but it can be any size) on a social media site and it turns them into an insane diva who thinks they are far more important than they are, both to the social media site and to the world.

Early users of Bluesky often succumbed to poster's madness after getting just a thousand followers.

by The Madness of Posters November 7, 2024