Guided Modification and Branching

Guided Modification and Branching (GMB) describes a process by which species may have originated over millions of years through common descent by the intelligent modification of the genetic code from one generation to the next. It is a subset of Intelligent Design. It differs from some types of theistic evolution in that it proposes that a possible reason God may have had in producing life this way was to build a complex ecology gradually at a pace that the angels could learn to manage and control.

The woodpecker has some unusual characteristics that show irreducible complexity that are difficult to explain by evolution, but can be easily explained by Guided Modification and Branching. God could have taken a similar species of insect eating bird and modified the genetics of that bird to produce a new bird with a hard beak, strong neck muscles, the instinct to drill trees, etc.

by Soovi Matu November 30, 2009

Modificationitis

Modifcation + itis = modificationitis:
Modificationitis is a disease mostly found in car tuners. The virus can have severe trauma on the infected person financial situation. People who dump hundreds and thousands of dollars into there car to set them apart from other are classified with this disease.

Cashier: You just brought an intake and exhaust yesterday.
Buyer: Yeah I know but I need more power. How about that turbo kit
Cahier:Okay that will be 3000.00
Buyer:Okay I'll take it.
Buyer: Also I need some 19 inch Axxis wheels
Cashier: Okay that will be 2000.00
Buyer: Heres my bank card
Cashier: Credit or Debit
Buyer: Debit
Cashier: You dont have enough
Buyer: Credit then
Cashier: You've got the mod bug bad. You've got modificationitis

by Erik aka Red November 10, 2007

moddified

the act of being fuckin modedddd

damn that nigga is moddified

by EASYASSGELLAY February 23, 2008

modical

sick ass print from Nixon, Rotolog and hoodie look the best, kinda wigger but still cool

You see that new Nixon Modical shirt, I got to get me one of those

by woob0123 April 18, 2008

Mochigome

Sticky Rice!!! Yum yum.

I want me some Mochigome.

by Mochigome May 5, 2009

modified pockets

pockets in ur pants with the bottoms cut-out; designed for easy access with fat whores.

"I wore the shorts with modified pockets and told the fat whore that I was dancing with that there was a surprise for her in my pocket!"

by kackub June 30, 2009

Modified Dutch Oven

Similar to a standard Dutch Oven however you hock a loogie on the ceiling above the head of the person you are attempting to Dutch Oven. The person is then forced to choose. Option #1 let the loogie fall and hit them in the face or Option #2, pull the covers over their head and hold their breathe until the loogie falls, thus self inflicting the Dutch Oven.

Hey Jonny how did that Modified Dutch Oven Go last night? Great she went for option 2 and ran out of breathe. She ended up with both options.. It was EPIC>>

by vinnypo3 March 19, 2011