modastulation

1.(n.) the condition or degree of being modest.

2.(n.) the condition or degree of not being a ball-lick.

1.(n.) modastulation
old granny with cookies in her hand: "I just saved 6,000 people from a sinking tanker, but it was nothing.
Little Timmy: "Mom! grandma wont stop modastulating upon me!"

2.(n.) modastulation
Grandpa: "Back in nam, i killed fiddy men."
Catamite: "I modastulated all over your wife. sorry."
Grandpa: "that's okay, she's nothing to me. You're all i need."

by Ben Conway January 22, 2006

Morayfield

A suberb apart of the Mourten Bay region in Queensland, Australia.
Morayfield is situtated near Burpengary and Australias Capital for weed, Caboolture.

Main attraction - Skate park, shopping centre.

Guy - Dude I live in morayfield its the place to be.
Dude - Wheres that?
Guy - Near Caboolture
Dude - Ohh ok!

by Gbangz October 28, 2008

Slushy Monday

When you put ice in a girl's vagina, and then you fuck it.

I hate how you can never get ahold of Sandoval, since hes always giving his girlfriend a Slushy Monday.

by Sandoval's Friends April 19, 2009

madayag

a huge, big, black, powerful cock

i have a madayag.

by boobie1-1 December 29, 2009

Black Monday

Martin Luther King, Jr day

John "Why don't we have school today?"
Ian "It's Black Monday"

by southernballer January 18, 2011

Hey Monday

an awesome pop/rock/punk group similar to paramore. Their album is called Hold On Tight and their first single is called Homecoming. The band consists of Cassadee Pope (lead vocals), Michael "Jersey" Moriarty (bass guitar), Mike Gentile (lead guitar), Alex Lipshaw (rhythm guitar), Elliot James (drums) and Bobby Nolan (Keyboard).

Hey Monday is one of my favorite bands.

by WOWitsme January 4, 2009

Monday Morning Hangover

the name for the delayed hangover you get when you get so drunk, you wake up drunk, and then the next day is when your hangover kicks in.

"Hello. Yeh, I'm not coming to work today, I have a Monday Morning Hangover..."

by Notmo December 6, 2005