Miten

the sexiest man alive ...... he has a horse cock

Dude, Ben Affleck is so Miten

by Anonymous March 1, 2003

Jeff Mitton

So good in bed :p funny, sexy, no one can satisfy a girl better then him :) no doubt. Tall and muscular, loves sports, normally a big partier.

Jeff Mitton "SEXIEST MAN ALIVE"

by ghitigjtijh January 5, 2011

Mittens

A sweet babe. Beauty with flaming orange and brown colors. Fur soft as fluffy clouds. When she walks by, she melts snow. At times very sassy and rude, other than that sweet and caring.

"Is that Mittens?"
"Is she cute?"
"yeah."
"then yeah, its Mittens"

by Karogramms December 16, 2016

velcro mittens

Special mittens designed to make sheep shagging easy. They just cant get away...

Bruce: "Fetch me my velcro mittens im feeling randy."

by Calpernicus January 14, 2008

busy-mittens

when you have too many items in your hands

Look at my busy-mittens.

by rebeculla July 4, 2009

kitten mittens

Mittens for little tiny kittens when it gets cold in the out-of-doors.

The cutest crap ever!!

by Julia June 22, 2004

Sex mittens

Mittens only worn during fornication/pillaging. Makes sex that little bit warmer plus you dont have to wash ur hands afterwards

wo wo wo!! im not doin it without my sex mittens u dirtyslag !

by Blackbeard Teach January 20, 2008