Blake Mistake

To send a text message a series of people who, unbeknownst to you, are all together at that time. This is problematic when you are trashing each of the people, or asking two friends on a date. Originating from a man named Blake

"Hey did you score a date with either of those girls from Friday night?"
"No, I made the Blake Mistake. Now neither one will talk to me."

by Christian McNamara March 6, 2008

mista

one damn sexy bitch.

(reputed to induce instaneous orgasm. (x3) )

ohmagodlah! itsamistalah! itsamista! itsA-A-A-O-OH-OOOOOH-OHMY-MY-MY-MY-MY-MY-MY-MISSSSSTAAA.
(direct quote.)

by mista ^^ September 4, 2003

misty palmer

The act of sticking your hand out of the car window in a rainstorm and fisting yourself using natural rain water for lube.

I was on a road trip, Horny and bored, so I gave myself a misty Palmer to pass the time.

by Undisclosed location in SWA December 19, 2013

Mistake

Go to the bathroom and look at the mirror

12 year old girl: My mom says that if I look at the mirror in the bathroom I’ll see her mistake that she made 12 years ago

Her friend : umm yk if you look in the mirror it shows your reflection right ?

by HOWDY.HOOKERS December 9, 2019

Backside Misty

When you are sitting on the toilet and you fart so hard forcing the water up and splashing your ass

I had the shits last night, and I gave myself a Backside Misty

by TheBacksideMistys October 10, 2016

horrible mistake

When you mistake a raisin cookie for a chocolate chip cookie

*RUUULAHBLUGHAAROO*
"You've made a horrible mistake..."

by NooksarebetterthanKindles May 7, 2017

Pull a misty

Take a poop, fire a gopher, battle the brown dragon, burn a rat, release a heat round, drop some weight, pinch a loaf, choke a turtle head

Dan: where did that trick Shannon go?
Bobby: been gone awhile; must’ve went to pull a misty.

by Mistypulled69 April 23, 2018