Minnesota Milkshake

When you have sex with your girl on her period and you don't use a condom and you mix the blood on you penis with cum, shit, piss and whatever liquids are in the room, put them in a blender and drink it with your girl.

Man we drank a Minnesota Milkshake and it tasted so good, you should try it.

by swagbro420 July 11, 2014

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Colombian Milkshake

The act of a middle-aged Colombian female vigorously shaking her floppy, lumpy ass in a person's face, then excreting unnecessarily large amounts of diarrhea into the mouth of her companion through a funnel.

My naughty social studies teacher punished me by giving me a Colombian Milkshake after class.

by Dawnkee Bawlz February 19, 2011

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Milkshake

What makes a woman stand out in a crowd
-her seksiness
-sex appeal
-whatever she does that attracts the guy's attention

"I know you want it, the thing that makes me, what the guys go crazy for. They lose their minds, the way I wind, I think it's time, MY MILK SHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD, AND THEY'RE LIKE, IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS, DAMN RIGHT IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS, I can teach you, but I have to charge"-Kelis

by Jessika November 28, 2003

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strawberry milkshake

when you suck the blood out of a girls vagina when shes on her period and spit it in a cup, then when your dads asleep jack him off and put his sperm in the same cup were the period blood is, mix them together till its a light red and drink it with a bendy straw

I'm thirsty for a strawberry milkshake but i have no milk or strawberry syrup; but i have a dad and a girlfriend

by wackaflamo January 10, 2011

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Mexican Milkshake

A Mexican Milkshake is when you blow your load in a woman's anus and then stick a straw in her butthole and drink the sweet nectar inside.

Juan was thirsty, but his girlfriend quenched his thirst with a Mexican Milkshake.

by The Loge August 3, 2006

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

Blending milk or a milk alternative liquid (i.e., almond milk, coconut milk, water, etc) with sugar, cream, ice, and fruit or other flavoring to obtain a cold, puréed mixture of goodness that is put in the yard and sold in a way similar to a lemonade stand.

My mom recently created a new milkshake recipe and invited my brother and his friends over to critique it. They all showed up and mom stated, “my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.”

by Harpmer October 18, 2018

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