a microwave is a idiot named jaxson who will break your heart and not gaf

ps,,, screw u jaxson
person 1-“omg isn’t that jaxson!??”
person 2-“no, that’s just a microwave,”
by microwave69420 June 25, 2019
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Microwave says mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
by Skar450 September 1, 2019
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Used to heat up or reheat your meals like pizza. Using a wave from called microwaves it likes to shake the water molecules around to heat up the food/beverage very hastily. Once tried cooking a cookie in the microwave for 2 minutes. It was cold and sounded reasonable. I soon found out I was VERY wrong and was left with something that resembles something of ash.
Open the microwave by gripping the handle and tugging. Place beverage (item) and select the amount of time to cook for. You can also set a timer by selecting "timer" and typing in the time.
by Emmennater May 30, 2019
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Owen is a Microwave.
"Did you see owen? "
"You mean the Microwave?"
by ♡That_Thot_Anna♡ October 15, 2019
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A technique used to light a bowl of marijuana. A bowl is microwaved when the first person to take a hit lights the bowl directly in the center causing a majority of the weed to burn.
Hey Tyrone don't microwave that bowl , everybody wants to take a hit!
by Blackmamba28 January 14, 2016
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Out of space life form with a small one eyed willy
That Microwave is a hoe
by Microhello guy November 13, 2021
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cold food now warm
I'll microwave my leftovers and eat them for lunch.
by IFINALLYFOUNDYOU January 11, 2021
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