Mermaid

A Mermaid is a predatory musical artist that creates music soley for the purpose of sucking money out of people.
Contrary to real mermaids, who sings soley for the purpose of sucking blood out of sailors.

Person 1: That Justin Bieber has a pretty good voice, but he makes terrible music.
How is he so rich?
Person 2: Because he is a Mermaid.

by White_trash88 June 26, 2021

Mermaiding

The act of pulling down ones shorts and giving oneself a very tight wedgie with ones underwear- to the point where the underwear is completely engulfed in said cheeks. It must be done on a public body of water like a lake or bathtub in the street, and is usually done by males.

The first ever recorded mermaiding was sighted by a gyatted up boy on a stand up paddle board in the middle of a lake. It qas sighted by not only his friends, but likely the nearby passing luzz (lake huzz) aswell.

"Mummy look! That boy over there is mermaiding in the bath"
"OH my what voluptuous cheeks!"
Lachie: "I'm more homosexual than before after seeing that!"

by The Mussy Master bearing the C December 16, 2025

Mermaid greeting

When you receive oral sex from someone underwater and don’t know who it is.

I was at a night time pool party and got a Mermaid greeting.

by XdxcOkboomer November 24, 2023

mermaid fly

an extremely brain rotted person, that lurks and doesn’t talk to people. a background character

“that girl is such a mermaid fly!”

by rocking28822828 April 11, 2025

Blind mermaid

When a woman is taking a bath and a man cums in her eyes. Also applicable to a woman sunbathing at the beach.

Malissa was having a bath after a long day at work and john came in and turned her into a blind mermaid.

by Chooch6969 April 12, 2025

Mermaid

One part sexy the other half lady

Person 1: do you know about mermaids?
Person 2: yes?
Person 1: they're one part sexy the other half- *gets shot 69 times*

by Moonlight butter May 30, 2025

Mermaid Syndrome

A type of syndrome that requires one to always be in the vicinity of easily accessible drinking water.

Someone who drinks a lot of water.

‘Oh she’s totally suffering from mermaid syndrome.’ ‘Damn she obsessed with hydration, gotta have mermaid syndrome.’

by Genzwhsiper789 April 21, 2021