Megacake

A pancake created to be devoured by only the greatest of winners. Claimed to be the size of 7 average pancakes combined.

That Megacake filled my stomach to its highest satisfaction level.

by OnlyI November 7, 2010

melacious

1. Not to be confused with malicious, an increased state of carefree and otherwise goofy behavior that is usually brought on by the consumption of numerous alcoholic drinks; Tomfoolery

-"Did you see Mel at the party last night? He was acting quite melacious." "Ah yes, he was quite the 'Melacious Mel' indeed."
- The manor of the festival grew increasingly melacious.

by UnkownToMostWhoRead August 31, 2013

mejack

A comment made to someone's original social media content posting that shifts the topic, string and/or attention away from the original creator and their sentiment to the person making the comment.

This is usually done consistently and without self-awareness of the narcissistic behavior or regard if it's identified.

Example:
"Happy to have found someone that finally makes me happy!"

>>> My boyfriend went out if his way to make me happy today. I couldn't be happier.

>>> Hey, I think you just performed a wonderfully selfish mejack. :(

by Bad Sun March 1, 2014

meachem

It is the act of masturbating with nitroglycein

That dude meachem'd and his dick got blown off

by bandshoe69 March 15, 2014

MeFA

stands for : Medium Functioning Alcoholics. Unlike high functioning alcoholics (HFA's) like drunk doctors and lawyers, MeFA's do honest, everyday wage jobs after getting fucked up on some or maybe all nights of the week.

Yeah --- my eyes are bloodshot, but check out this MeFA when i unload this entire truck in 20 minutes with this forklift!

by stilldajoker June 5, 2017

meeachy

Something that is tasty and light up

Pass the meeachy

by Evdjdbsnx August 10, 2017

Metacarpal Scrub

Using the back of your hands to masterbate in an effort to recreate the feeling of a footjob.

Man, I've been struggling to get any lately. Or, if I find someone willing their feet are nasty. So, I've been getting by on metacarpal scrubs for the last month.

by ImFCKD December 22, 2017