medical department

A place where all the nice people are! They are hard-working, nice and have a lot of dedication!

Person: this place is so nice it’s just like a medical department!

Another person: that’s exactly what I was thinking!

by Employee the real worker. September 22, 2022

I need a medic bag

A commonly used Payday 2 joke. It comes from the most epik man in Payday.

Example: Someone gets hurt and says "AHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG" or "AHHH IM DYING SOMEBODY DROP A MEDIC BAG"

by Ranuncolo October 4, 2022

Medic bag

The thing that dallas from the pay-day franchise

Dallas: AAAAUGH I NEEEED A MEDIC BAG

by Skybluehoodie January 1, 2022

you need medical attention?

If its from a furry, your agreeing to a blow job or a ride session

"Yo, you need medical attention?"
"Yea, im literally bleeding."

by xdmankiller9000 May 18, 2022

medically fucked up

a term that describes anything with any sort of negative health condition, typically used for conditions that are not common and difficult to say.

Damn the doctor said he another level of medically fucked up.

by anonymous May 24, 2022

Medically Sexy

When a medical professional is performing a procedure and unwittingly portrays enhanced levels of sexiness- possibly due to posture, perspective, or use of intoxicants.

While undergoing a lengthy dental procedure, I couldn’t help but notice every muscle rippling in my dentists forearms. I couldn’t even see his face but he was like…medically sexy.

by AlaskanChampion March 30, 2022

state social medicalism

An ideology characterized by the supremacy of medicine, censorship, social democracy, mass surveillance, cancellation, and other forms of suppression.

The belief in state social medicalism is very detrimental to the progress of medical research.

by Yobberson April 7, 2022