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Brotimus Maximus

Only the epicest of bro names united, worthy of only those par to a Spartan.
"Bow your heads, there ye passes a Brotimus Maximus"
by Brotimus Maximus November 11, 2009
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Chimpus Maximus

The alpha nigger in a group of tough-looking, hostile, or loudmouthed niggers. The nigger in the group with the loudest voice, or the one that the others seem to defer to (out of fear).
We were walking down the street when we saw a group of 8 or 10 black males in front of a liquor store talking and yelling in a hostile manner among themselves. Suddenly one of them in the loudest voice of all, starts yelling to tell the others where they should go next. Luckily we were walking on the opposite side of the street from these low-lifes, when my girlfriend, referring to loudest guy, turned to me and said, "Hey, check out Chimpus Maximus over there!"
by Bubbuh Two January 27, 2010
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Maxima

Starting off as the Datsun 810 in 1977 with rear-wheel drive and a semi-trailing arm rear suspension with a 2.4L OHC straight 6 engine from the 240Z. It has been suggested that this be called the Zero Generation because it never really wore the Nissan Maxima badge, so in late 1980/early 1981, Nissan made a base called the Deluxe, still with rear wheel drive and a 2.4L OHC straight 6, being officially named the Nissan Maxima in 1984. The second generation, much as the same as today, was the first front-wheel drive model, and the third generation was BMW inspired, introducing the DOHC VE30DE in the SE model.
Maxima's are lame, but acceptable...
by Douchebag February 28, 2004
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Capitis diminutio maxima

Traces back to Roman civil law, where one's social status (civil liberties) are so degraded they resemble those of a pariah, enemy combatant, or slave.

According to internet Conspiracy Theory, it also refers to the capitalization of one's name on their birth certificate, license, bank account, etc.. as a result of one's Social Security Number which locks one into a lifetime of debt (slavery) to the matrix. The capitalized name represents one's fictional legal/corporate identity.

Why else would They completely capitalize your name on everything "official" and "legal"?
"{Capitis diminutio maxima is} The highest kind of capitis diminutio, when liberty was lost, which carried with it citizenship and family." (Burrill)
by Mudkipps October 18, 2008
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Maximum Cumpacity

When you have had sex (or jerked off) so many times in one day that you lose the ability to have another orgasm.
Last night they had a Jenna Jamison marathon on pay-per-view porn. I beat off so many times, I reached my maximum cumpacity!
by Fruitless Choad September 29, 2006
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MAXIMALE

"maximale" derives from the word Maxi which means anything positive and is used in a frequent manner to make certain people who understand it laugh .
Fuck me that was maximale !

To the fucking maximale

Q. How was your day today ?

A. Pretty maximale i must say
by priest maxi March 25, 2013
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cuntorius maximus

one who is such a cunt that any other term just wouldn't do it justice.
god dam, that kid is gay ......what a cuntorius maximus.
by alfman July 6, 2008
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