An even in which a player masturbates just before leaving for a sporting event and does so again just after coming back.
Person 1: How did you feel about your performance today?
Person 2: Amazing, the first half of my match sandwich made me feel so refreshed, now time to complete the second half.
Person 2: Amazing, the first half of my match sandwich made me feel so refreshed, now time to complete the second half.
by JaMicah Jamison March 27, 2024
Get the Match sandwichmug. When straight boys wear two slightly different shades of the same color in one outfit.
They think it matches well, but in reality it looks offputting and tacky.
They think it matches well, but in reality it looks offputting and tacky.
My boyfriend insists that his red t-shirt looks great with his not-quite-the-same-shade-of red basketball shorts, but anyone with half a retina can tell it's only hetero-matching.
by Percival Sweetwater II August 16, 2021
Get the hetero-matchingmug. by Illiteracy Warrior January 11, 2023
Get the Mix-Matchedmug. Girl 1: So how did you guys did meet?
Girlfriend: Well we were matched by a turd match maker.
Girl 1: I have to go to the bathroom. *Calls sister to come pick her up*
Girlfriend: Well we were matched by a turd match maker.
Girl 1: I have to go to the bathroom. *Calls sister to come pick her up*
by ieatboyslol October 10, 2023
Get the Turd match makermug. “is somebody gonna match my freak” is like this super catchy phrase from Tinashe’s song “Nasty” that just blew up on tiktok. it became huge because of this white boy dancing to it, and people started making all these memes with his video. tinashe is basically saying she’s tryna have someone match her freak and nasty, and she kills the game every time. now everyone’s using it to ask if someone can keep up with their wild, fun energy. it's literally the song of summer 2024, a true banger that everyone’s obsessed with. stream Nasty by Tinashe to match her freak <3
my mom tried to do the viral tiktok dance with me and said, "is somebody gonna match my freak?" and i almost died laughing. she actually killed it though!
by nikecadet21 June 24, 2024
Get the is somebody gonna match my freakmug. 
by c*ckjugglingthundahkunt June 13, 2017
Get the cage matchmug.