machalavian 

Someone who doesnt know how to spell Machiavellian

"I never went to school so I spell it 'machalavian'"

machalavian by Machiavelli(TTB) March 28, 2005

matchy matchy 

Often used in fashion blogs. Used to describe an outfit that is too coordinated and consists of too many of the same types of colours, patterns, fabrics, accessories, designer pieces, thematic elements, etc. Can also be used in reference to interior design.

FabSugar on Kate Hudson's all grey outfit: "Before this, I didn't know there were degrees of being matchy matchy."

or

A: How do I look?
B: Too matchy matchy, try a different sweater.

matchy matchy by L. Alice January 4, 2008

Shit fire and save the matches 

An expression of surprise or shock that is an extension of the phrase 'Shit fire' Used primarily by people in the southern and mid western U.S.

"She's going to what? Well if she shaves her head, I'll shit fire and save the matches."
"Shit fire and save the matches! There's no way you really won at the casino."

Shit fire and save the matches by CassiopeaVixen1 March 5, 2009

Machead 

A person who loves Mac Miller and his music.

Guy #1: Bro you go to Mac Miller's concert last night?
Guy #2: Hell yea dude, you know I'm a Machead!

Machead by Nwscott June 29, 2016

Machete 

A long dick- I mean, a long metal sword that is longer than a pen- I mean knife. It is often use for se- hunting!! It can cut through as- grass.

I stabbed my retarded friend with a machete

Machete by OneFuckingMachete October 2, 2019

Matching Bowls 

v. A term meaning that all parties partaking in a smoke-out donate equal parts of their own weed, if they have any. For instance, if G-Dogg and HomeFry are matching bowls, then for every bowl of G-Dogg's weed that they smoke, HomeFry will pack and share a bowl of his own.

"Let's go smoke. I'll match bowls with you."

Matching Bowls by callinghome November 1, 2004

Ralph Macchio 

The sexiest mother fuka actor alive, finna make me act up in Karate Kid and the Outsiders.

Gunta: "Hey did you see Ralph Macchio in the Karate Kid, he looked sooo good"
Siena: "I know right, he looked even better in the outsiders"

Ralph Macchio by Choochie Man November 23, 2020