Someone who arrives to an event last, and leaves first. Unlike the reputation of the Marines (First to show up, and last leave), Reverse Marines avoid unsavory events by coming late, and leaving early. Particularly applicable to:
-Class
-Meetings
-Parties
-Sexual Encounters
-Class
-Meetings
-Parties
-Sexual Encounters
Jeff: Hey man, did you even show up for class this morning?
RM: Yeah, I slept in but was too hungover to make it 'til 10. Decided to pull a Reverse Marine.
Ali: So did Chris ever show up last night?
Jen: He rolled in 2 hours after when he said he'd show up. He came after I went down on him, and then took off while I was in the bathroom!
Ali: I TOLD you he was a reverse marine!
RM: Yeah, I slept in but was too hungover to make it 'til 10. Decided to pull a Reverse Marine.
Ali: So did Chris ever show up last night?
Jen: He rolled in 2 hours after when he said he'd show up. He came after I went down on him, and then took off while I was in the bathroom!
Ali: I TOLD you he was a reverse marine!
by Jack Banalae September 3, 2010
Get the Reverse Marine mug.A wounded soldier that has been left in close proximity to a shower or bathtub; An unfinished shower beer.
We found 3 wounded marines next to the soap dish after the party. We played Taps while we emptied them down the drain.
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A man who drinks protein milkshakes way more than he actually works out, to build what looks like strong muscles, but is actually the work of milkshakes. This gives them the illusion that they are tough ....however the reality is very different.
Person 1 - man look over there at that tough looking guy, his pecs are huge! he must bench press for a day job!
Person 2 - nah he's a milkshake marine, he lifts more shakes than he does weights...
See : Douchebag, Show Pony.
Person 2 - nah he's a milkshake marine, he lifts more shakes than he does weights...
See : Douchebag, Show Pony.
by HIV69 November 14, 2012
Get the Milkshake Marine mug.Dipshit who thinks they'd make an excellent soldier because they play Call of Duty, when in reality, they wash out of basic training. Definitely wouldn't last two seconds in the Real Military... Maybe Air Force tho...
Dick: Dude, I'm kick ass at call of duty!!! I should totally join the military
Fred: No way in hell they're going to take a Pussy ass CoD marine like you. You wouldn't last two seconds in the Army, Marines, Navy, Or coast guard... Maybe the Air Force tho...
Fred: No way in hell they're going to take a Pussy ass CoD marine like you. You wouldn't last two seconds in the Army, Marines, Navy, Or coast guard... Maybe the Air Force tho...
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