There is a pipebomb in your mailbox

Commonly used on the app Discord. Can be used as a response for literally anything. Usually as a form of a GIF, so there would be a GIF of someone dancing with text saying "There's a pipebomb in your mail box."

Larry: "yo my pet rock died today :("

Bob: "There is a pipebomb in your mailbox".

by sagemilkglass September 6, 2021

mail buoy watch

A joke errand given to new sailors. Consists of sending a sailor to the weather decks with a hook, a lamp, and a harness to look for an air-dropped buoy carrying the ship's mail.

Clarence was given mail buoy watch. He had no idea there was no such thing.

by Intelligence001 July 27, 2016

junk mail

Mans privates

I saw his junk mail

by SUMFURRYTHING June 19, 2016

Breadstick in mailbox

When one wants to enter a female he puts a breadstick in her mailbox to signal his request

Justin put the breadstick in mailbox of nina to formally request entrance into her body

by LerKing July 1, 2016

V-Mail

Short for Voice Mail. Kinda like E-Mail, but with voice....

Hey, I left you a V-Mail yesterday, why the hell didn't you call me back!

by Jules June 10, 2004

Mail

to get money..to have money

Pimps_Yo its friday, those bitches better have my mail.

Gimmie some mail so i can get his diapers from the store.

by tasha/rachel May 13, 2007

g-mail

email for hard-core gangstas.(not for regular old bustas)

fo real homie, i send ya it by g-mail......CAUSE IM GANGSTA

by trezzin September 26, 2006