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2. Someone who collects red flags like Funko Pops and sprinkles them into every livestream between CashApp begs and trauma dumps. Known to emotionally manipulate viewers with crocodile tears until they donate $20 and a sliver of their soul.
3. Expert in Selective Accountability™, fluent in semantics, passive aggression, and “technically I didn’t say that” energy. Gaslights with glitter. Says things like, “I’m actually a really good person” while simultaneously turning best friends into burn bridges.
4. A pathological pitstop between chaos and convenience. Dates for stability, divorces for content, and cries for sympathy in 1080p.
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A foreign species, not native of any particular origin, but most commonly mistaken to have relations to the Ding and Dong Dynasty. Known for his ability to write small, kick high and blow things up, The Mongolian Matador has a quiet demeanor but possesses the ferociousness of the once known to be extinct, Wolverine. This species is rare because most died out during the samurai era. Some have been seen in the Bronx and in Eastern Regions of Long Island. Distinguishable by the long, rubber band tied Ryu (from street fighter) hair do.
Put against a wall, this creature is known to mimic the forgone Mr. Miagi with Matrix speed neck chops.
Approach with caution.
Put against a wall, this creature is known to mimic the forgone Mr. Miagi with Matrix speed neck chops.
Approach with caution.
by Big Jon'e January 27, 2009
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by Nevik doloh January 28, 2019
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by Nevik doloh January 28, 2019
Get the Meaty matador mug.Arale Mahad are an Axmed garaad Dhulbahante group who were the historical inhabitants of Qoob Fardood in Buuhoodle. As such, they welcomed the Sayyid in 1896, thereby becoming the first Darwiish. However their numbers dwindled due to the Darwiish wars.
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