Cold hand Maggie

Waking someone up by giving them a hand job after sticking your hand in the freezer, in cold water, out the window during the winter.

"I heard she gave him a cold hand Maggie"
"That's disgusting! What a whore! Did she give him Dave's crutches as well?"

by Fine Fez October 30, 2011

maggie and curtis

two people that are crazy about each other but are too afraid to admit it. They've had some ups and downs but they know that if they really tried they would be a great couple. Maggie's an outgoing, fun, random girl who can't let go of him. Curtis is a boy who dates other girls because he wants maggie to be jelous. They might be afraid because they're good friends but they would do anything to be with each other. It's love, they just don't want to admit it.

that couple over there is such a maggie and curtis.

by agsfdhjksldfcdgth4wcg July 15, 2010

jeremy maggio

A pretzel (rod) with ez cheese (preferrably Cheddar) slopped on top in a linear fashion.

Would you like more jeremy for your maggio?

Stop eatin all the maggio, we have more jeremy's left.

by L'Willis March 8, 2005

maggot

Being drunk, or in a drunken stupor

Fred: Lets get maggot!
Frank: Ok!

by Pat16 May 8, 2006

Maggie

1) n. Nickname for Margaret.

2) n. Commonly used dog's name. If your name is Maggie, chances are every person that ever meets you who happens to have a dog named Maggie (Which will be at least 25% of the people you meet in your life) will immediately reply with, "Oh. My dog's name is Maggie! How cute!" Because they think you A) Care and B) Also think this is "cute".

1) Newborn's mother: "I think I'll name her Margaret."
Friend: "You should call her Maggie for short."

2) Maggie: "Hi, I'm Maggie, nice to meet you."
Girl: "Oh! Your name is Maggie?! My dog's name is Maggie!"
Maggie: *in head: I don't give a fuck.* "That's nice. You should introduce me to her."

by Maggalaggadingdong September 16, 2008

maggot

Used to describe the state of a person who has consumed too much alcohol.

"hey look Tom is maggot! haha!" "i got maggot last night"

by Josh Tomo July 31, 2008

maggot bag

Another word for a meat pie from a suspect location or "gutter eater".

Would you like some degreaser with that maggot bag

by Adman June 27, 2004